TheMinisterOfSinister
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I'm a heavily tattooed swiftie dad who plays the punk music and loves the horror.
New drinking game just dropped!!!
Take a shot everytime our great leader says "I don't know" about something that he absolutely should know.
Take a shot everytime our great leader says "I don't know" about something that he absolutely should know.
May 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
New drinking game just dropped!!!
Take a shot everytime our great leader says "I don't know" about something that he absolutely should know.
Take a shot everytime our great leader says "I don't know" about something that he absolutely should know.
Hear me out...
If you told me that all I would have to do for $600,000 is call a child the n-word, then I still wouldn't have $600,000 because I'm not a vile piece of shit.
If you told me that all I would have to do for $600,000 is call a child the n-word, then I still wouldn't have $600,000 because I'm not a vile piece of shit.
May 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Hear me out...
If you told me that all I would have to do for $600,000 is call a child the n-word, then I still wouldn't have $600,000 because I'm not a vile piece of shit.
If you told me that all I would have to do for $600,000 is call a child the n-word, then I still wouldn't have $600,000 because I'm not a vile piece of shit.
The answer to both how quickly and how severely you can damage your entire reputation by starting a podcast is Gavin Newsom.
April 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The answer to both how quickly and how severely you can damage your entire reputation by starting a podcast is Gavin Newsom.
The Emperor has no clue...
April 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
The Emperor has no clue...
Drain the swamp just to replace it with a sewer.
April 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Drain the swamp just to replace it with a sewer.
Sometimes I forget that I have booty tattoos until I catch a glimpse of one of them and then I laugh every single time because my booty tattoos are the result of the combined forces of two brilliant assholes attempting the world's dumbest tattoos.
March 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Sometimes I forget that I have booty tattoos until I catch a glimpse of one of them and then I laugh every single time because my booty tattoos are the result of the combined forces of two brilliant assholes attempting the world's dumbest tattoos.
If you want to see the direction that America is heading in, take a look at Turkey and the recent occurrences there.
March 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
If you want to see the direction that America is heading in, take a look at Turkey and the recent occurrences there.
It's almost like they're manufacturing a recession so that they can use the recession to make cuts that the public wouldn't agree with if they were not being threatened with a recession.
March 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
It's almost like they're manufacturing a recession so that they can use the recession to make cuts that the public wouldn't agree with if they were not being threatened with a recession.
Watching Team Maga try to spin this in five different directions, half of which are complete nonsense, is a fitting description of how much competency is currently in this cabinet.
March 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Watching Team Maga try to spin this in five different directions, half of which are complete nonsense, is a fitting description of how much competency is currently in this cabinet.
Paul Wall, got a mouth like a crystal ball
March 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Paul Wall, got a mouth like a crystal ball
Remember, the only cure for a business that only wants to cater to people of specific races, genders and sexual preferences is fire.
March 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Remember, the only cure for a business that only wants to cater to people of specific races, genders and sexual preferences is fire.
The gay frogs of yesterday are the trans mice of today.
March 15, 2025 at 7:50 AM
The gay frogs of yesterday are the trans mice of today.
It's beyond time for Chuck Schumer to step aside and allow someone with a shred of competence and dignity to take over.
Him rolling over and giving the Republicans everything that they want despite his own party voting no is the clearest indication that he is no longer aligned with the party.
Him rolling over and giving the Republicans everything that they want despite his own party voting no is the clearest indication that he is no longer aligned with the party.
March 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
It's beyond time for Chuck Schumer to step aside and allow someone with a shred of competence and dignity to take over.
Him rolling over and giving the Republicans everything that they want despite his own party voting no is the clearest indication that he is no longer aligned with the party.
Him rolling over and giving the Republicans everything that they want despite his own party voting no is the clearest indication that he is no longer aligned with the party.
Since Elon is currently in his "Roman" era, just a reminder that tomorrow is the Ides of March.
March 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Since Elon is currently in his "Roman" era, just a reminder that tomorrow is the Ides of March.
Me, everytime they say "drawing" on Bluey.
March 12, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Me, everytime they say "drawing" on Bluey.
I read The Scarlet Pimpernel and just finished The Scarlet Letter.
Really hoping the third book helps tie things together.
Really hoping the third book helps tie things together.
March 11, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I read The Scarlet Pimpernel and just finished The Scarlet Letter.
Really hoping the third book helps tie things together.
Really hoping the third book helps tie things together.
You know the saying "they're not the dumbest person on earth, but they better hope that that person doesn't die"?
Marjorie Taylor Greene is the person that they better hope doesn't die.
She is comprised of nothing but weird ass hobbit feet and bad ideas.
Marjorie Taylor Greene is the person that they better hope doesn't die.
She is comprised of nothing but weird ass hobbit feet and bad ideas.
March 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
You know the saying "they're not the dumbest person on earth, but they better hope that that person doesn't die"?
Marjorie Taylor Greene is the person that they better hope doesn't die.
She is comprised of nothing but weird ass hobbit feet and bad ideas.
Marjorie Taylor Greene is the person that they better hope doesn't die.
She is comprised of nothing but weird ass hobbit feet and bad ideas.
Bill Maher produces the loudest lip-smacking sound in the history of lip-smacking sounds as advanced warning that he's about to become entirely smug and condescending.
March 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Bill Maher produces the loudest lip-smacking sound in the history of lip-smacking sounds as advanced warning that he's about to become entirely smug and condescending.
The absolute greatest joke that I've ever seen at a bookstore.
March 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
The absolute greatest joke that I've ever seen at a bookstore.
Teach our sons to be lovers and our daughters to be fighters and see how quickly shit works itself out.
March 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Teach our sons to be lovers and our daughters to be fighters and see how quickly shit works itself out.
Lilies Abounded
"I hope death is like
being carried to your bedroom
when you were a child
& fell asleep on the couch
during a family party.
I hope you can hear the laughter
from the next room."
"I hope death is like
being carried to your bedroom
when you were a child
& fell asleep on the couch
during a family party.
I hope you can hear the laughter
from the next room."
March 6, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Lilies Abounded
"I hope death is like
being carried to your bedroom
when you were a child
& fell asleep on the couch
during a family party.
I hope you can hear the laughter
from the next room."
"I hope death is like
being carried to your bedroom
when you were a child
& fell asleep on the couch
during a family party.
I hope you can hear the laughter
from the next room."
Trump says that there is nothing he could do to make the Democrats happy, to stand, to smile, to applaud.
I disagree...
He could resign.
I disagree...
He could resign.
March 6, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Trump says that there is nothing he could do to make the Democrats happy, to stand, to smile, to applaud.
I disagree...
He could resign.
I disagree...
He could resign.
"Free speech is back, baby", he yells, having sued multiple publications and television stations for hurting his wittle feewings with their words.
March 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
"Free speech is back, baby", he yells, having sued multiple publications and television stations for hurting his wittle feewings with their words.
Trump championing free speech while having Rep. Green removed for using his voice is just a chefs kiss of hypocrisy.
March 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Trump championing free speech while having Rep. Green removed for using his voice is just a chefs kiss of hypocrisy.
Trump once claimed that if the Dow should drop 1,000 points over a two day period, then the sitting president should be impeached.
It's now down 1300 points over the last two days, so I assume that he will be handing in his resignation at the congressional address this evening.
It's now down 1300 points over the last two days, so I assume that he will be handing in his resignation at the congressional address this evening.
March 5, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Trump once claimed that if the Dow should drop 1,000 points over a two day period, then the sitting president should be impeached.
It's now down 1300 points over the last two days, so I assume that he will be handing in his resignation at the congressional address this evening.
It's now down 1300 points over the last two days, so I assume that he will be handing in his resignation at the congressional address this evening.