creedisagoodband™
@creedisagoodband.bsky.social
Aquatic Biologist from West Virginia, USA
Aquatic Insect Taxonomist 🔬🦟🐌🪲🦋🐛
Aquatic Insect Taxonomist 🔬🦟🐌🪲🦋🐛
Why are we still tip toeing over recently mopped floors bc every single janitor I've ever met has assured me it's no big deal
April 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Why are we still tip toeing over recently mopped floors bc every single janitor I've ever met has assured me it's no big deal
Garnish my wages? Scallions and a sprig of parsley yas honey go right ahead
April 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Garnish my wages? Scallions and a sprig of parsley yas honey go right ahead
Sleep on it? Sure, and I will awaken with a renewed sense of passion and enthusiasm in maintaining commitment to my grudges.
April 22, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Sleep on it? Sure, and I will awaken with a renewed sense of passion and enthusiasm in maintaining commitment to my grudges.
"They've taken Jimbo James"
April 20, 2025 at 12:17 PM
"They've taken Jimbo James"
I made a beef stew with random shit in my fridge and it turned out so fucking good I just wanted to share that 💖
April 19, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I made a beef stew with random shit in my fridge and it turned out so fucking good I just wanted to share that 💖
How high exactly are we to raise our vibrations? Surely at a certain point we would be vibrating too hard.
April 19, 2025 at 10:58 AM
How high exactly are we to raise our vibrations? Surely at a certain point we would be vibrating too hard.
Once I started using my laptop charger to charge my phone, weaker chargers just don't do it for me anymore... #justsayno #gatewayplug
April 15, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Once I started using my laptop charger to charge my phone, weaker chargers just don't do it for me anymore... #justsayno #gatewayplug
There's weird tiny silver flies (some sort of dipteran) that live in the showers at the YMCA and I want to ID them so bad
April 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
There's weird tiny silver flies (some sort of dipteran) that live in the showers at the YMCA and I want to ID them so bad
If they ain't looting and burning cars, I'm sorry but it ain't a protest
April 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
If they ain't looting and burning cars, I'm sorry but it ain't a protest
Reddit: "Your post was removed because you're fat and gay."
Bro wtf???
Bro wtf???
April 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Reddit: "Your post was removed because you're fat and gay."
Bro wtf???
Bro wtf???
Pickle spears? How about pickle halberds? Pickle greatswords? There's a vast array of pickle weaponry out there. 🥒🗡️
April 1, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Pickle spears? How about pickle halberds? Pickle greatswords? There's a vast array of pickle weaponry out there. 🥒🗡️
Isn't it fortunate that many boomers didn't have to go to college to reach the middle class because they're so ignorant to learning new information that challenges their beliefs that they would fail out anyway?
March 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Isn't it fortunate that many boomers didn't have to go to college to reach the middle class because they're so ignorant to learning new information that challenges their beliefs that they would fail out anyway?
The world needs a good 2-3 years without hearing Dreams by Fleetwood Mac, it's just too much.
March 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The world needs a good 2-3 years without hearing Dreams by Fleetwood Mac, it's just too much.
I've never been more typecast by my appearance, gender identity and sexual orientation (cis/het white male) than by supposedly inclusive leftist circles.
March 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I've never been more typecast by my appearance, gender identity and sexual orientation (cis/het white male) than by supposedly inclusive leftist circles.
For the record I'm still upset at everyone and their mom claiming autism. Like no Emily you're just self absorbed.
March 21, 2025 at 12:32 PM
For the record I'm still upset at everyone and their mom claiming autism. Like no Emily you're just self absorbed.
Sometimes in the morning I'm too hype to work. I'm flying off caffeine and a bike ride and I'm like "I wanna call an old friend"
March 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Sometimes in the morning I'm too hype to work. I'm flying off caffeine and a bike ride and I'm like "I wanna call an old friend"
Does anyone actually eat the hot dogs after making hot dog water? I thought ur just supposed to drink the water 🤔
March 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Does anyone actually eat the hot dogs after making hot dog water? I thought ur just supposed to drink the water 🤔
Is there a PTO category for driving around and singing in my car?
March 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Is there a PTO category for driving around and singing in my car?
I find a painful irony in the fact that so many boomers raised their kids to be a lower social class than them, while at the same time far far more educated.
March 2, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I find a painful irony in the fact that so many boomers raised their kids to be a lower social class than them, while at the same time far far more educated.
"Babe on your way home can you pick me up a Kinder Bueno™?"
March 1, 2025 at 1:24 AM
"Babe on your way home can you pick me up a Kinder Bueno™?"
I want to eat poorly but I just can't decide! Too many options 🇺🇸
February 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I want to eat poorly but I just can't decide! Too many options 🇺🇸
It's amazing how that when I drink my morning coffee my mood improves dramatically.
Yes I just used "how that when" in a sentence
Yes I just used "how that when" in a sentence
February 26, 2025 at 12:13 PM
It's amazing how that when I drink my morning coffee my mood improves dramatically.
Yes I just used "how that when" in a sentence
Yes I just used "how that when" in a sentence
Every day when I get a Meltz from Sheetz for breakfast, I want an additional, second Meltz after I finish my first one. Which is an injustice in my life I may simply have to live with.
February 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Every day when I get a Meltz from Sheetz for breakfast, I want an additional, second Meltz after I finish my first one. Which is an injustice in my life I may simply have to live with.
I have a childhood friend that whenever we are together, always somehow reminds me about the time I cried in the 4th grade playing rec soccer, which is a totally fun not embarrassing thing to be reminded of. And not in an ironic way, like in a spontaneous way he manages to inject it in conversation.
February 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I have a childhood friend that whenever we are together, always somehow reminds me about the time I cried in the 4th grade playing rec soccer, which is a totally fun not embarrassing thing to be reminded of. And not in an ironic way, like in a spontaneous way he manages to inject it in conversation.
Coke zero is the greatest beverage conceived by humankind
February 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Coke zero is the greatest beverage conceived by humankind