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I got bit by a dog
August 31, 2024 at 6:34 AM
Let me chew on the drywall
June 30, 2024 at 7:41 PM
God I really do behave like a battered housewife sometimes
June 26, 2024 at 5:21 AM
K
June 22, 2024 at 10:53 PM
June 21, 2024 at 6:31 AM
Spotted a Zionist irl ew
June 13, 2024 at 9:51 PM
I take back everything I said about smokers
Weed smoke is 10x as obnoxious as regular cigarette smoke
Especially the skunk weed
Makes me nauseous
June 7, 2024 at 9:40 PM
June 7, 2024 at 9:29 PM
People are paying 300 dollars for their ps5s the fuck?
I only paid 250 and it was brand new
May 30, 2024 at 5:20 AM
White women jumpscare
#sketch #art
May 20, 2024 at 4:37 AM
I just found out Madonna is white
May 19, 2024 at 1:41 AM
IT HAS PEED
May 16, 2024 at 3:59 PM
IT NEEDS TO PEE
May 16, 2024 at 3:51 PM
I bet Milwaukee would taste amazing if it was a flavor instead of a place
It would be as popular as vanilla
May 15, 2024 at 11:19 PM
May 15, 2024 at 10:19 PM
May 14, 2024 at 8:39 PM
This is the bug
May 13, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Balls kinda hurt
May 13, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Accidentally irritated the back of my throat for the entire day by chugging otc medicine
0/10 wouldn't recommend
Will do again
May 3, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Reposted by TheCreditsRoll
Listen, everything feels like it's on fire right now and it kinda is. But you gotta keep living and keep taking care of yourself.

So do something for yourself today. Sit in the sunshine for a few minutes. Read/write some indulgent fanfic. Doodle a silly little dude. Whatever makes you happy
May 2, 2024 at 6:40 PM
May 2, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Frogs really need to understand that staying perfectly still is not what you want to do when a lawnmower coming directly at you
May 2, 2024 at 7:28 PM
I think throwing small children is bad
Don't be doing that
May 2, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Love how the media keeps saying the campus protesters are secretly Hamas plants without providing any proof to back up their claim
Nothing but the highest standards for our news agencies
May 1, 2024 at 11:43 PM