Bern
@creaturofdrknss.bsky.social
I never know what to put in these things.
PA resident
Seems my friends are imaginary or behind a screen.
PA resident
Seems my friends are imaginary or behind a screen.
I'm not sure if the woman at Burger King was joking when she asked if I wanted a crown, but there was no way I was saying no. Hopefully this is a sign that things are looking up.
#burgerking #crown #YouRule #burgerkingcrown #tuesdaysamiright #ithinkimdoingthiswrong
#burgerking #crown #YouRule #burgerkingcrown #tuesdaysamiright #ithinkimdoingthiswrong
November 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I'm not sure if the woman at Burger King was joking when she asked if I wanted a crown, but there was no way I was saying no. Hopefully this is a sign that things are looking up.
#burgerking #crown #YouRule #burgerkingcrown #tuesdaysamiright #ithinkimdoingthiswrong
#burgerking #crown #YouRule #burgerkingcrown #tuesdaysamiright #ithinkimdoingthiswrong
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Incredible artwork by @4nikkolas.bsky.social.
October 20, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Incredible artwork by @4nikkolas.bsky.social.
Should I be at home preparing to sleep because I have work in the morning? Yes. Am I? No. Instead I waited for the midnight release of the latest Pokémon game like a nerd.
#pokemon #gamestop #midnightrelease #pokemonlegendsza
#pokemon #gamestop #midnightrelease #pokemonlegendsza
October 16, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Should I be at home preparing to sleep because I have work in the morning? Yes. Am I? No. Instead I waited for the midnight release of the latest Pokémon game like a nerd.
#pokemon #gamestop #midnightrelease #pokemonlegendsza
#pokemon #gamestop #midnightrelease #pokemonlegendsza
@eveharms.com
In case you'd like another friend in PoGo.
In case you'd like another friend in PoGo.
October 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
@eveharms.com
In case you'd like another friend in PoGo.
In case you'd like another friend in PoGo.
After five and a half years of keeping the length to my hair bleach blonde I decided to try growing out facial hair again. It was then decide whether to keep the facial hair, or do something about the color of my hair. I ultimately dyed my hair gray to blend with the natural grays. Thoughts?
October 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
After five and a half years of keeping the length to my hair bleach blonde I decided to try growing out facial hair again. It was then decide whether to keep the facial hair, or do something about the color of my hair. I ultimately dyed my hair gray to blend with the natural grays. Thoughts?
October 3, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Based on this list there's no question of might. I am officially old hitting twenty-four of twenty-five.
September 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Based on this list there's no question of might. I am officially old hitting twenty-four of twenty-five.
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When you wake up ravenous for an all you can eat buffet.
winnie the pooh is sitting at a table with a towel around his neck and a bowl of water .
ALT: winnie the pooh is sitting at a table with a towel around his neck and a bowl of water .
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August 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
When you wake up ravenous for an all you can eat buffet.
I'm left drinking alone reminiscing on past memories of my mom tonight. As it grew to be a tradition of sorts making a toast to her I wasn't going to skip it this year. It's been a long while since her passing, but at times it feels like it happened recently.
July 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I'm left drinking alone reminiscing on past memories of my mom tonight. As it grew to be a tradition of sorts making a toast to her I wasn't going to skip it this year. It's been a long while since her passing, but at times it feels like it happened recently.
June 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Stephen King knows horror better than anyone.
June 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Stephen King knows horror better than anyone.
June 1, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Spontaneous ink therapy earlier tonight. Thank you Steve Morgan Daley for adding your flair to give these more depth and personality!
#inktherapy #tattootherapy #crazydayztattoo #wednesday13 #batmanbeyond #lifesagravedigit #tattoo #inkedandemployed
#inktherapy #tattootherapy #crazydayztattoo #wednesday13 #batmanbeyond #lifesagravedigit #tattoo #inkedandemployed
May 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Spontaneous ink therapy earlier tonight. Thank you Steve Morgan Daley for adding your flair to give these more depth and personality!
#inktherapy #tattootherapy #crazydayztattoo #wednesday13 #batmanbeyond #lifesagravedigit #tattoo #inkedandemployed
#inktherapy #tattootherapy #crazydayztattoo #wednesday13 #batmanbeyond #lifesagravedigit #tattoo #inkedandemployed
You schedule the day off in advance so you don't work your birthday and you have to fly solo, do you just sit at home? Negative captain. Lunch at Waffles Incaffeinated.
#birthday #birthdaylunch #lunchforone #waffles #ootd #killstar #311day #ithinkimdoingthiswrong
#birthday #birthdaylunch #lunchforone #waffles #ootd #killstar #311day #ithinkimdoingthiswrong
March 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
You schedule the day off in advance so you don't work your birthday and you have to fly solo, do you just sit at home? Negative captain. Lunch at Waffles Incaffeinated.
#birthday #birthdaylunch #lunchforone #waffles #ootd #killstar #311day #ithinkimdoingthiswrong
#birthday #birthdaylunch #lunchforone #waffles #ootd #killstar #311day #ithinkimdoingthiswrong
I don't have the upper body to match the Tuesday theme I regularly see so I thought I'd instead go with tongues out Tuesday.
#TonguesoutTuesday
#TongueTuesday
#Tonguesout
#TonguesoutTuesday
#TongueTuesday
#Tonguesout
March 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I don't have the upper body to match the Tuesday theme I regularly see so I thought I'd instead go with tongues out Tuesday.
#TonguesoutTuesday
#TongueTuesday
#Tonguesout
#TonguesoutTuesday
#TongueTuesday
#Tonguesout
March 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
“No … the Simi’s just making sunshine on a rainy day like her matera taught her. She said that rain has to come to wash away the ick in the gardens and water our soil so that good things can grow. Don’t fret the rain, Simi. Think of the harvest to come and celebrate what it’ll bring us.”
March 8, 2025 at 5:03 PM
“No … the Simi’s just making sunshine on a rainy day like her matera taught her. She said that rain has to come to wash away the ick in the gardens and water our soil so that good things can grow. Don’t fret the rain, Simi. Think of the harvest to come and celebrate what it’ll bring us.”
You can't have advertisements without SEMEN between the TITS.
That is all. 😃
That is all. 😃
March 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
You can't have advertisements without SEMEN between the TITS.
That is all. 😃
That is all. 😃
I didn't have any thighs image that might be found exciting so I thought I'd try a throat thursdays post. One of these days I think I need learn how to take photographs better. I'll gladly accept advice and suggestions!
#ThroatThursday
#ThroatThursday
March 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I didn't have any thighs image that might be found exciting so I thought I'd try a throat thursdays post. One of these days I think I need learn how to take photographs better. I'll gladly accept advice and suggestions!
#ThroatThursday
#ThroatThursday
It's #WagonWednesday and I thought I'd contribute. I've also seen some trying to start the trend of Weiner Wednesday. Figured, why the hell not?
#WeinerWednesday
#WeinerWednesday
March 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
It's #WagonWednesday and I thought I'd contribute. I've also seen some trying to start the trend of Weiner Wednesday. Figured, why the hell not?
#WeinerWednesday
#WeinerWednesday