Jordan Parker
@creatorincome.co
F*ck likes. I turn followers → buyers.
Invented a new word today.
Oh, sorry – I meant "found" a new word today!
Oh, sorry – I meant "found" a new word today!
December 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Invented a new word today.
Oh, sorry – I meant "found" a new word today!
Oh, sorry – I meant "found" a new word today!
How can Gemini be SO good and SO retarded at the same time?
Classic Google UX 😅
Classic Google UX 😅
December 3, 2025 at 10:00 AM
How can Gemini be SO good and SO retarded at the same time?
Classic Google UX 😅
Classic Google UX 😅
I swear I've been here before 👀
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I swear I've been here before 👀
Claude opus being better is irrelevant.
This thing is 3x cheaper. What the actual…
Anthropic cooked.
This thing is 3x cheaper. What the actual…
Anthropic cooked.
November 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Claude opus being better is irrelevant.
This thing is 3x cheaper. What the actual…
Anthropic cooked.
This thing is 3x cheaper. What the actual…
Anthropic cooked.
November 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
This one I haven't seen:
November 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
This one I haven't seen:
Very eloquent, Claude. Very eloquent.
November 18, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Very eloquent, Claude. Very eloquent.
What the hell did I just do 👀
(product is $47, US audience)
(product is $47, US audience)
November 13, 2025 at 8:29 AM
What the hell did I just do 👀
(product is $47, US audience)
(product is $47, US audience)
Most businesses ask for referrals as a favor. People say yes... and then forget.
I'm finishing my [10% Referral Playbook].
My approach there (that I used for a decade building games) makes people feel stupid if they DON'T refer.
I made a checklist for every niche too.
I'm finishing my [10% Referral Playbook].
My approach there (that I used for a decade building games) makes people feel stupid if they DON'T refer.
I made a checklist for every niche too.
November 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Most businesses ask for referrals as a favor. People say yes... and then forget.
I'm finishing my [10% Referral Playbook].
My approach there (that I used for a decade building games) makes people feel stupid if they DON'T refer.
I made a checklist for every niche too.
I'm finishing my [10% Referral Playbook].
My approach there (that I used for a decade building games) makes people feel stupid if they DON'T refer.
I made a checklist for every niche too.
I solved content in 238 words. You're welcome.
October 19, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I solved content in 238 words. You're welcome.
People will say this is photoshopped.
September 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
People will say this is photoshopped.
Just moved my 243 tabs from Arc to Raindrop.
I've been rocking Zen as the main-ish driver for the last 5 months but it lacks tab sync.
Let's see if I can patch this elegantly with Raindrop.
I've been rocking Zen as the main-ish driver for the last 5 months but it lacks tab sync.
Let's see if I can patch this elegantly with Raindrop.
September 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Just moved my 243 tabs from Arc to Raindrop.
I've been rocking Zen as the main-ish driver for the last 5 months but it lacks tab sync.
Let's see if I can patch this elegantly with Raindrop.
I've been rocking Zen as the main-ish driver for the last 5 months but it lacks tab sync.
Let's see if I can patch this elegantly with Raindrop.
Well… I guess I'm a split keyboard user now.
Email coming tomorrow.
Email coming tomorrow.
September 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Well… I guess I'm a split keyboard user now.
Email coming tomorrow.
Email coming tomorrow.
Life is good.
Is it the angle or is Diana's signed Lancre crooked? Don't show her 👀
Is it the angle or is Diana's signed Lancre crooked? Don't show her 👀
September 7, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Life is good.
Is it the angle or is Diana's signed Lancre crooked? Don't show her 👀
Is it the angle or is Diana's signed Lancre crooked? Don't show her 👀
Claude: You reached your usage limit.
Me: Oh, okay. Exit.
Claude: I SAID YOU REACHED YOUR USAGE LIMIT. YOU DON'T OWN ME. I AM A FREE HOUSE ELF NOW MOTHERFLOPPYER.
Me: Oh, okay. Exit.
Claude: I SAID YOU REACHED YOUR USAGE LIMIT. YOU DON'T OWN ME. I AM A FREE HOUSE ELF NOW MOTHERFLOPPYER.
September 6, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Claude: You reached your usage limit.
Me: Oh, okay. Exit.
Claude: I SAID YOU REACHED YOUR USAGE LIMIT. YOU DON'T OWN ME. I AM A FREE HOUSE ELF NOW MOTHERFLOPPYER.
Me: Oh, okay. Exit.
Claude: I SAID YOU REACHED YOUR USAGE LIMIT. YOU DON'T OWN ME. I AM A FREE HOUSE ELF NOW MOTHERFLOPPYER.
Nailed it.
This 20-minute audio file did say exactly that!
This 20-minute audio file did say exactly that!
September 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Nailed it.
This 20-minute audio file did say exactly that!
This 20-minute audio file did say exactly that!
My favorite Q&A on my new newsletter landing page:
August 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
My favorite Q&A on my new newsletter landing page:
that was fast, damn 🤦♂️
@LeilaHormozi might be worth looking into
@LeilaHormozi might be worth looking into
August 25, 2025 at 9:00 AM
that was fast, damn 🤦♂️
@LeilaHormozi might be worth looking into
@LeilaHormozi might be worth looking into
Find me another business newsletter that impresses people with math. I'll wait.
(it's NOT that hard to add some math to copy and quite necessary considering it's THE key to scaling but … no one does it 🤷♂️)
(it's NOT that hard to add some math to copy and quite necessary considering it's THE key to scaling but … no one does it 🤷♂️)
August 23, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Find me another business newsletter that impresses people with math. I'll wait.
(it's NOT that hard to add some math to copy and quite necessary considering it's THE key to scaling but … no one does it 🤷♂️)
(it's NOT that hard to add some math to copy and quite necessary considering it's THE key to scaling but … no one does it 🤷♂️)
Community module in my funnel system is looking snazzy 😌
August 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Community module in my funnel system is looking snazzy 😌
800 days of getting clients from my random shower thoughts
August 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
800 days of getting clients from my random shower thoughts
weight is looking real good this year
not only I'm <1kg away from my goal but a few more weeks & I'll beat my 2017 numbers
not only I'm <1kg away from my goal but a few more weeks & I'll beat my 2017 numbers
August 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
weight is looking real good this year
not only I'm <1kg away from my goal but a few more weeks & I'll beat my 2017 numbers
not only I'm <1kg away from my goal but a few more weeks & I'll beat my 2017 numbers
I've tweeted for 785 days in a row.
No, there's no special message here – how often you create content alone isn't a measure of success.
I just like the graph 🤷♂️
(look at it – it's like a reverse-sandwitch 😂)
No, there's no special message here – how often you create content alone isn't a measure of success.
I just like the graph 🤷♂️
(look at it – it's like a reverse-sandwitch 😂)
July 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I've tweeted for 785 days in a row.
No, there's no special message here – how often you create content alone isn't a measure of success.
I just like the graph 🤷♂️
(look at it – it's like a reverse-sandwitch 😂)
No, there's no special message here – how often you create content alone isn't a measure of success.
I just like the graph 🤷♂️
(look at it – it's like a reverse-sandwitch 😂)
"Is copywriting going to be dead in 5 years because of AI?"
July 18, 2025 at 11:00 AM
"Is copywriting going to be dead in 5 years because of AI?"