Dick Whitman
@creamygoodness.bsky.social
🏳️🌈. Philly (ish). Computer gay. PATCO advocate. Dad bod connoisseur.
Posting thoughts not nudes.
I misspell things sometimes.
Posting thoughts not nudes.
I misspell things sometimes.
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I'm not addicted to TikTok, I only use it while I drive!
December 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I'm not addicted to TikTok, I only use it while I drive!
Jeff saying "riz god" 🤢
December 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Jeff saying "riz god" 🤢
Jeff could make these people jump into a volcano and I still wouldn't be able to focus after that screed
December 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Jeff could make these people jump into a volcano and I still wouldn't be able to focus after that screed
The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
December 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
What the fuck did I just watch
December 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
What the fuck did I just watch
The "unaffordable care act" LMAO
December 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The "unaffordable care act" LMAO
Bro what the fuck is this speach
December 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Bro what the fuck is this speach
Episode 3 of Heated Rivalry has *gathered me up*
December 17, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Episode 3 of Heated Rivalry has *gathered me up*
I talked to my doctor about it and they told me it's fairly common to get a bad haircut from a dirty toilet seat
December 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I talked to my doctor about it and they told me it's fairly common to get a bad haircut from a dirty toilet seat
Why do some people say "eighty-h dee" and other people say "ADHD"?
December 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Why do some people say "eighty-h dee" and other people say "ADHD"?
Sam Altman saying he's afraid of AI is actually just him trying to make us believe that AI has been providing value when in reality the productivity increases and societal value from using AI have been extremely minimal, to put it charitably.
December 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Sam Altman saying he's afraid of AI is actually just him trying to make us believe that AI has been providing value when in reality the productivity increases and societal value from using AI have been extremely minimal, to put it charitably.
I never thought the leopards would eat *my* face
Marjorie Taylor Greene claims she shared with Trump death threat she received that he incited, and his response was "extremely unkind"
December 8, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I never thought the leopards would eat *my* face
This person repeatedly flashed their high beams at me because I wasn't turning left when they *unexpectedly* stopped. If you drive like this you are not being polite. You are being dangerous. Do not tell other people how to drive. Just follow the same rules as everyone else.
December 8, 2025 at 4:14 AM
This person repeatedly flashed their high beams at me because I wasn't turning left when they *unexpectedly* stopped. If you drive like this you are not being polite. You are being dangerous. Do not tell other people how to drive. Just follow the same rules as everyone else.
I will never forgive Google for deleting a perfectly good voice assistant on Android and forcing this AI bullshit that doesn't even work.
November 29, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I will never forgive Google for deleting a perfectly good voice assistant on Android and forcing this AI bullshit that doesn't even work.
I'm four episodes in to Total Forgiveness and it's maybe one of the funniest things I've watched on Dropout
November 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I'm four episodes in to Total Forgiveness and it's maybe one of the funniest things I've watched on Dropout
The new testament is the OG fan fic
November 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
The new testament is the OG fan fic
And you go, "aphrodite, lady, seashell... bikini." They say, "That’s amazing. How did you do that?" I do it because I have like... a good memory? Because I’m *cognitively* there.
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
And you go, "aphrodite, lady, seashell... bikini." They say, "That’s amazing. How did you do that?" I do it because I have like... a good memory? Because I’m *cognitively* there.
C-suite communication at my company has degraded to posting links with no context to the general slack channel.
November 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
C-suite communication at my company has degraded to posting links with no context to the general slack channel.
Make depression great again
November 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Make depression great again