You quickly learn how wrong you are. Dinnertime comes and your boyfriend tells you that you'll be sitting at the kids' table and his 12 year old cousin will take your place at the grown-up table on account of the fact he doesn't wear little boy tighty whities like you do.

"Alright," Aiden said, taking charge. "Let's do cousins versus you two." He looks at you. "We're cousins, right?" You feel your face warm as you nod. They really, genuinely thought you were their age.

Dan felt a chill as he heard his mom agreeing that it did seem like a good idea.

"Danny's the same way. He'll wait until the very last minute to run to the bathroom. And I mean run!" She laughed and Dan realized that he stood very little chance of leaving here in his boxers.