merry chris

the best part about moving is realizing how much you've succumbed to consumerism and by best i mean worst

bored at work so I wanted to see if I could remember what college football conference were like back in 2008 and the answer was yes I can and in under 10 minutes

saying "Misiorowski" instead of "Mississippi" when counting time

I am going to be serious from now on

hi @foolishbb.bsky.social could you dm me your list of hitters and pitchers you like and dont like. my fantasy baseball draft is sunday, i dont think your video will be out by then and I need your expertise or I will lose!!! (I used your insight to pick O'Neill, Sale and Imanaga in late rounds)

She piston on my cylinder til I quench

look at this silly guy his purpose is to destroy the universe

was really not expecting my one trick pony to quite suddenly develop a second trick

SUGGESTION: make sure to have your parents sign a legal document stating that they wont complain about the movie/media that you recommend. its been 4 years and my dad still brings up that time I made them watch porco rosso which he did not like 😡

planning on wearing a baseball reference tshirt to the family christmas party. its very important that I have a conversation starter so I can tell people how awful pete crow armstrong really is

I have waited my entire life for this moment.

that one guy in book club that only speaks when spoken to:

santa has too much power. knowing the status of ones conscious state is a bit too far, plus their morality? A bit over powering. I suggest we knock it down to knowing how many cookies you've eaten in the last 120 hours. lot of cookies in 120 hours? probably bad, but could be volunteering at a bakery

so it goes