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Seattle cryptid
July 5, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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A white line graph on a dark red background that says WHO CARES on the y-axis and SICK OF GRAPHS on the x-axis. A dot on the line says SHUT UP. from the comic Pictures for Sad Chikdren (the original image comes from the comic but this version was used on a shirt)
March 7, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Texhnolyze fancam. context (if you care): every Saturday in a specific discord, I post a $uicideboy$ Texhnolyze fancam. one year, April Fool's was a Saturday, so I cooked this up and posted it instead

I had to speed this up 10% to post it here, but it's just as funny imo
November 15, 2024 at 7:39 PM
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posting some dumb things I've made that my friends have liked. this is a fancam for the movie Mean Streets
November 15, 2024 at 7:26 PM
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anyway remember this
a mock-up for a bumper sticker from dccc.org that reads "Democrats 2018: I Mean, Have You Seen The Other Guys?"
November 6, 2024 at 7:25 AM
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A close up picture of PS1 Crash Bandicoot, who has a facial expression similar to the raccoon in the quoted post
November 4, 2024 at 5:52 AM
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Reading about the Kobayashi Maru
Excerpt from the Wikipedia page for Kobayashi Maru. It reads: "The term has been applied to real-world scenarios with no perceived positive outcome or that requires outside-the-box thinking, such as climate change, constitutional law, education, and the casting of the Ancient One character in Doctor Strange."
July 16, 2024 at 3:15 PM
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the new RoboCop game is so funny
A screenshot of the game RoboCop: Rogue City. A close-up shot of RoboCop behind a police desk with a subtitle of him saying "Your son was found dead two hours ago". A screenshot of the game RoboCop: Rogue City. A first-person perspective of the player (as RoboCop) shortly after the previous event. A message has popped up at the top of the HUD saying "OBJECTIVE COMPLETED: TOO MANY COMPLAINTS"
October 9, 2023 at 6:19 PM
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Got an old iPad from my girlfriend and I've been drawing raccoons
A drawing of a raccoon done in procreate for iPad. I mostly used the oil brush with some inking brushes for the eyes and nose A drawing of a raccoon in procreate for iPad.
September 19, 2023 at 9:40 PM
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I would maybe reconsider the implications of wearing the same color and calling it a "gang" but that's just me
various posts from Bluesky users using the phrase "purple gang" or "purple gayng". the idea is to express gay pride through the color purple (hence "gayng"), maybe overlooking how wearing certain colors is often associated with actual gangs
September 18, 2023 at 4:24 AM
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August 30, 2023 at 11:05 PM
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Block my lungs?
Screenshot of a Twitter notification asking if you want to "block @my_lungs"
August 2, 2023 at 5:16 AM
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Twitter ad that reads "While the world talks and posts about Barbie, Ukrainian Barbies are either fighting or taking care of families. Listen to our new podcast episode about it". accompanying description: "The number of Ukrainian female officers has increased dramatically. But how about women's situation in general?..."
August 2, 2023 at 12:11 AM
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When does Beatrice show up
July 26, 2023 at 8:54 PM
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cant wait to watch barbie
July 26, 2023 at 5:23 AM
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Trapped in the Time Forest
July 25, 2023 at 7:51 PM
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a raccoon sitting on a log looking at the camera. he has his hands in front of him and he's resting on his hand.
July 25, 2023 at 2:05 AM
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a picture of a raccoon sitting in a chair holding his paw. he is staring offscreen at someone. a person's hand can be seen in the corner of the frame
July 24, 2023 at 11:41 PM
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nvm
July 24, 2023 at 10:32 PM
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i've found this for barbie but sadly not for oppenheimer (yet)
July 24, 2023 at 10:26 PM
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tried to update my lastfm profile and I got this error
July 24, 2023 at 5:56 PM
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July 24, 2023 at 5:20 PM
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enjoying Germs (1999) a lot but it's pretty difficult if you don't know Japanese. I think the person behind the Baroque translation is working on an English fan translation though, and there is a Spanish fan translation too
a screenshot of the video game GERMS. it shows a food menu for LONG ISLAND DELICATESSEN with four items: - Pastrami sandwich - Nuevo! Sandwich BTL - Bagel (Salmon and cheese) - Estilo Long Island: Sandwich de carne A screenshot of the video game Germs. It shows a street with a restaurant sign that says "Deicatessen". Probably supposed to be "Delicatessen". A screenshot of the video game Germs. It shows a brown hallway with a textured tan floor, and a bizarre grey creature with two white heads around the corner. A screenshot from the video game Germs. It shows a man in a yellow shirt and blue pants with a texture of a person's face. There is dialogue that reads "Cuanto tiempo! No te veo desde el instituto."
July 24, 2023 at 4:18 PM
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until this site has an hourly raccoons bot I will simply have to take on the task myself
a raccoon holding and eating a strawberry donut with sprinkles at a marble table while another strawberry donut with sprinkles rests on the table. he has eyes open with wonder
July 24, 2023 at 4:09 PM