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My deleted tweets are so good it sucks that only Peter Tiel can real them
February 15, 2026 at 1:37 PM
My deleted tweets are so good it sucks that only Peter Tiel can real them
Do yall remember when WE were in second grade and WE would scream and throw tantrums under the desks cuz the teacher wanted US to sit criss cross applesauce 🤣 cuz WE yes WE as in YOU and I wanted to read diary of a wimpy kid instead?? 🤣🤣like stfuuu teach I’m trying to take a shit with my pants on
February 15, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Do yall remember when WE were in second grade and WE would scream and throw tantrums under the desks cuz the teacher wanted US to sit criss cross applesauce 🤣 cuz WE yes WE as in YOU and I wanted to read diary of a wimpy kid instead?? 🤣🤣like stfuuu teach I’m trying to take a shit with my pants on
I’m smoking on that shit that bound Issac #serious #imserious
February 15, 2026 at 10:43 AM
I’m smoking on that shit that bound Issac #serious #imserious
Bitches who post on Bluesky be like
February 15, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Bitches who post on Bluesky be like
When I was little I told the teacher I wanted to be homeless #homelessswag I hated that aptitude test soooooo bad it would make me cry. The F students are the inventors 🔥
February 15, 2026 at 10:31 AM
When I was little I told the teacher I wanted to be homeless #homelessswag I hated that aptitude test soooooo bad it would make me cry. The F students are the inventors 🔥
I’m in the process of trying to get plastic surgery I want six boob implants so I can feed the whole crew at once
November 24, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I’m in the process of trying to get plastic surgery I want six boob implants so I can feed the whole crew at once
In the walk in freezer rn farting and hitting my vape at the same time. Both holes are blowing smoke rings. The pressure difference might cause a damn tornado
October 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
In the walk in freezer rn farting and hitting my vape at the same time. Both holes are blowing smoke rings. The pressure difference might cause a damn tornado
God only made me born a man cuz she knew how much I’d love pissin in the grass on an introspective night
August 16, 2025 at 6:30 AM
God only made me born a man cuz she knew how much I’d love pissin in the grass on an introspective night
Do NOT post a selfie with your tongue out if that shit is white
July 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Do NOT post a selfie with your tongue out if that shit is white
My spirit guides just called me fat
July 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
My spirit guides just called me fat
God forgive me I’m upchuckin in this uber
May 4, 2025 at 8:41 AM
God forgive me I’m upchuckin in this uber
Electric razor died halfway through shaving my balls now my dick looks like two face
April 12, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Electric razor died halfway through shaving my balls now my dick looks like two face
None of my posts have any likes and I hope they never do because I do this shit for the love of the game
March 22, 2025 at 9:09 AM
None of my posts have any likes and I hope they never do because I do this shit for the love of the game
Following shawtys snail trail like those robots from wall e
March 8, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Following shawtys snail trail like those robots from wall e
Just learned what painting trade means I love being a member of the LGBT community ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
March 8, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Just learned what painting trade means I love being a member of the LGBT community ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
My favorite genre of video is where theyre playing slither.io and the snake with the Palestinian flag prevails over the snake with the Israeli flag that shit is inspiring fr
March 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
My favorite genre of video is where theyre playing slither.io and the snake with the Palestinian flag prevails over the snake with the Israeli flag that shit is inspiring fr
They should add a mourning parent emoji
March 6, 2025 at 10:22 AM
They should add a mourning parent emoji
I am a man trapped in a girl trapped in a man
March 5, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I am a man trapped in a girl trapped in a man
Popped a diva pill now I’m shaking my shit
February 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Popped a diva pill now I’m shaking my shit
Breakup got me refinancing my aura debt
February 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Breakup got me refinancing my aura debt
Cryin in the club in the green m&m shirt
February 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Cryin in the club in the green m&m shirt
Fuck my stupid kidney stone life
February 10, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Fuck my stupid kidney stone life
All bad bitches have kidney stones it is the coal shoveled into the engine of my spirit
February 8, 2025 at 1:38 PM
All bad bitches have kidney stones it is the coal shoveled into the engine of my spirit
I’m the second hottest bitch in this emergency room
February 8, 2025 at 9:38 AM
I’m the second hottest bitch in this emergency room
The city of battleground Washington hates to see me singing my faggot music in my car with no tint. Going ten under and I could give a damn if somebody shoots me in the head. Hit me with your ford F150 and watch me reincarnate as your DID system faker daughter. You can’t hurt me
February 7, 2025 at 9:29 AM
The city of battleground Washington hates to see me singing my faggot music in my car with no tint. Going ten under and I could give a damn if somebody shoots me in the head. Hit me with your ford F150 and watch me reincarnate as your DID system faker daughter. You can’t hurt me