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Yelling into the internet about glorious glittery gay garbage since 1986, with such fine programs as The Jem Jam, I Will Fight You, Date Me Dammit, and Jemjammer

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I WILL FIGHT YOU - A Knight's Tale
Our hosts, with special guest @sparkyupstart.bsky.social, discuss A Knight's Tale (2001) and Tanner proves the fact that while Jock Jams might have destroyed a Victorian child, the Middle Ages would have loved them.
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November 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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JEMJAMMER - Episode 155 - The Royal Vulkaran Wedding Party Flank-O-Rama

Our heroes make a startling discovery in the Imperial Crypt.

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October 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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October 12, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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JEMJAMMER - Episode 154 - To Have And Hold

Our heroes face what DEFINITELY does not feel like a regulation dungeon trap. To reiterate, they remain bad at dungeons.

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October 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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I WILL FIGHT YOU - Devil

Our hosts discuss Devil (2010) and Maq proves the fact that this film should've been called "Hellevator."

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August 31, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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JEMJAMMER - Book Club - Episode 20 - Oops! All Boys!

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August 31, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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JEMJAMMER - Episode 152 - Tomb Rager

Our heroes enter a pre-solved dungeon but somehow still have problems with the puzzles.

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August 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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JEMJAMMER - Episode 151 - Making Memories

Our heroes meet with a member of the Resistance, mingle with commoners and nobles, and sneak out of their own party.

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August 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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JEMJAMMER - Celebratory Q&A
Dear listeners, it's finally here! You sent us your questions, and now we answer them! AND there's a video version! Thank you so much for your support! 💛
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August 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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We also have some images of Max's party outfit! The first is a sketch by Annie that was painted over and edited by @elliotbklange.bsky.social, and the second image is Elliot playing with the outfit and making the werewolf prince suitably rugged.
A sketch of a 6'9" man with pointed ears, tanned white skin, and swept-black blond hair. He's wearing a white shirt that is buttoned up to the collar and white trousers. The shirt is covered by an indigo cropped jacket that has a diamond-shaped cut, cinching above the waist. The jacket has attached, open sleeves that are tied on at the shoulders and are cuffed around his wrists. The jacket is covered in gold embroidery in leaf-y patterns. He has a gold fabric sash tied around his waist with the ends hanging down around his hip. His pants are tucked into black thigh-high boots decorated with red embroidery around the hems. He has a gold necklace with a red pendant on his chest, and he's wearing a red shoulder cape thrown back over one shoulder with red braided cords with tassels running across his shoulder and under his arm. A more detailed illustration of the man and outfit from the previous image, with knee-high boots swapped for the thigh-high boots. He is poised on a balcony, leaning against a pillar, with one leg up on the balcony and resting against another pillar, the other very long leg with the toes resting on the floor. The jacket is open and un-cinched, and the shirt has been opened some, revealing an expanse of chest with blond hair. He looks off-camera, smiling a little at someone.
August 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Want some visual reference for the fancy party dress our heroes chose? Here's Jylliana in a dress designed and illustrated by @elliotbklange.bsky.social, the reference image for Wyn's dress, and some sketches of Artie's look by Rio!
A 5'7" dark-skinned aasimar woman with platinum hair in a dress made up of white and purple fabrics decorated with lots of gold accessories. The dress has overlapping fine white silk and a semi-sheer purple fabric dusted with gold. The white fabric has an embroidered gold hem and tassels, and it criss-crosses her in a wrap, ending just above the knee. Underneath that is a heavier-weight purple skirt with gold sparkles that comes down to her ankles and has a slit that goes up to her upper thigh. She has gold cuffs, a solid gold metal belt with a chain made of gold coins, gold sandals, a large statement necklace, a separate choker piece, and two large gold earrings with red tassels. Her hair is braided back and done up in five buns arrayed evenly around her head, each of which has a triangular gold comb stuck into the bun. She has a multicolored arm band on her upper arm and a necklace of black and red prayer beads looped around her opposite wrist. Two photographs of a model wearing a dress from the Paolo Sebastian ‘Persephone’ Spring 2021 Haute Couture Collection. The dress looks vaguely grecian or roman, with grey fabric that has lots of pleats that go down to the floor. The top of the dress has a deep V that goes down to below the breasts and is tied with a pale grey corded rope under the breasts and around the waistline. The dress has high slits that go up to the hips on either side of the long skirt. The dress has a matching cape that is fastened around the neck and lays over the shoulders and cuts back behind the arms, falling into pleats to around knee-length. Rough sketches in blue, red, and black of a triton man with blue skin and red hair. The body is done in blue and black, and the red pen illustrates a collar piece that covers the neck and goes out to mid-shoulder, coming down to cover the clavicles. The collar has a high back. There are flowy lines extending out from the waist and the back of the figure, suggesting a diaphanous parted skirt and a toga-like drape of loose, lightweight fabric.
August 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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THE JEMJAMMER 150TH EPISODE WEREWOLF BALLROOM SPECTACULAR

Our heroes learn about resistance organizations, argue about intentions, get dressed up in fancy outfits, and dance like everyone's watching.

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August 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Hey, do you like Special Animal Best Friends? What if it was a horse and nobody could tame him but YOU? Even better, what if he was an amnesiac space robot who's also full of laser guns?

Well, that means you need this new sticker, made by @cwoodsart.bsky.social

www.teepublic.com/sticker/7425...
A screenshot of Teepublic, showing a pink square sticker. The sticker has a yellow stock photo horse with spray painted black stripes on its flank, and it's back, mouth, and front hooves have stock images of guns on it. There is colorful spray paint in the background, and the words in comic sans "it turns out my horse is made of guns" It looks terrible and this is on purpose and we love it Screencap of the same sticker mocked up on a laptop, a few inches wide on each side.
April 14, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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Hey, y'all! Want a really specific merch joke that's just for @lokified.bsky.social? Or maybe you want to celebrate being a Dirt Pervert with a design by @rrios.bsky.social? Great news: The CRC Teepublic has you COVERED.
Teepublic screenshot of a T-shirt for I Will Fight You in a distressed white logo resembling the WWE new world order logo. Teepublic screenshot for the same t-shirt as in the first image showing the graphic on the back of the short. There is a wolf face with "WOLFPAC: BECOME UNFILMABLE" in white and red over it resembling old labelmaker printouts. Teepublic screenshot of a sticker that says "Dirt Pervert" and has gardening tools and dirty gardening gloves below the text, surrounded by a yellow oblong hexagon. Teepublic screenshot of the same Dirt Pervert image from the previous picture printed on a tan trucker cap with a mesh back
March 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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SPACE FUN HEL-MET
*clap clap clapclapclap*
SPACE FUN HEL-MET
*clap clap clapclapclap*
The Star Trek Space Fun Helmet box with Jylliana from Jemjammer drawn on top of the kid on the box, wearing the same helmet. Her name is printed on the top of the helmet, and she has a similar expression of manic glee as the original kid on the box
February 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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If you're wondering how things are going over in the Crooked Russian Cam discord, we're all currently having a meltdown because there's a map showing the Fake Netflix Holiday Romcom Kingdom Countries and they're all MUCH LARGER than any of us were prepared for.
A screencap from Christmas Prince 3, showing Aldovia, the country from Christmas Prince, taking up large swaths of eastern Europe such as Hungary, Croatia, Austria, and Romania. It borders Belgravia, the country from the first Princess Switch, which takes up a similarly-sized chunk of the continent, such as Lithuania, Belarus, and Ukraine
December 30, 2024 at 10:32 PM
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($1+) Early Access: Jemjammer - Smutty Book Club ep. 18 - From Ducks

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December 24, 2024 at 1:57 AM
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I WILL FIGHT YOU - The Works of Mike Flanagan

Our hosts, with special guest @clairemulkerin.bsky.social , discuss the movies and shows of Mike Flanagan, and Claire proves the fact that Mike Flanagan requires constant squirt bottle supervision.

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October 20, 2024 at 3:01 PM
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JEMJAMMER - Book Club - Episode 16 - Saffron and Sugar

Our heroes meet for book club and discuss The Tempest and the Teapot, another submission by the mysterious Mak'weaveré.

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October 19, 2024 at 3:01 PM
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JEMJAMMER - Episode 135 - The Audacity

Our heroes combat the Red General once again, cross wildspace, and finally answer Max's call.

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October 14, 2024 at 5:09 AM
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JEMJAMMER - Episode 134 - To The 9s

Our heroes are waylaid by familiar faces on their way out of Sharn.

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September 29, 2024 at 4:58 AM
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JEMJAMMER - Episode 133 - Don't Beat Up My Dad www.crookedrussiancam.horse/updates/jemjammer133
September 15, 2024 at 8:39 PM
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Oh hey, we can do a video now
September 11, 2024 at 9:16 PM
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Also available as stickers, mugs, hats, totes, or basically whatever you want, because Teepublic is Like That.

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July 20, 2024 at 3:04 PM
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We've got some exciting news! In collaboration with the incredible artist Christina Woods (@cwoodsart.bsky.social), we present to you: t-shirts, featuring the Wolfpäc! There's a limited-time sale on at Teepublic right now, so get them while it lasts! www.teepublic.com/user/crooked...
A black tee with a black and white logo of three howling wolves, for Wolfpäc: The Most Movie, Per Movie, Every Movie A grey tee with a black/white/beige logo of three howling wolves, for Wolfpäc: The Most Movie, Per Movie, Every Movie
July 20, 2024 at 2:46 PM