I'm sorry, but as a Pennsylvanian this pisses me off that our Governor is honoring this jerk by ordering that flags be flown at half-mast.

It's SO RUDE when that happens. Now go eat a candy bar.

I am. I live in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

492.8 lbs.
1 kg = 2.2 lbs

I live alone as well, and completely understand your fear on this matter.
I'm lucky in that the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania has deemed me eligible to have a Home Health Aide to come into my home for 30 hours per week.
It's one of the few advantages of being handicapped.

Scrapple uses EVERY Part of the pig, except the, "Oink".

Please tell me that this particular cardinal is over 80, and thus INELIGIBLE to become Pope.
Frankly, taking an anti-LGBTQ+ stance will only end up driving even more people away from the Catholic Church.

Dude, you're going to be in the middle of Amish Country, so get yourself some Shoofly Pie, and throw in a little Scrapple for good measure. 😉🙂

The bullet hit the teleprompter screen & it shattered the glass. The injury was caused by a flying shard of glass, which likely BARELY touched the earlobe.

P.D.Q. Bach, (Peter Schickele), set this poem to music, and the results are hilarious:
youtube.com/watch?v=PGOD...

However, his wife was a bear lover, and she liked him with the bushy mustache.

My mustache hair doesn't shred my skin, but if it's too long it does get uncomfortable, and can interfere with my ability to eat.
One of my great-grandfathers had a beautiful bushy mustache, and I still can't understand how he lived with it like that.