Secret Six Babies when

Surely someone less cis than I has found a way to turn this into profit, but they have yet to reveal their machinations unto myself. The algorithm hides their truths from me. Perhaps it will favor you, a worthier recipient.

I'm glad we could finally get closure on this vital topic. Thank you for your service.

Oh so not this mug?

Hold the line, you've got your Pokemans you just need to last until FFTactics!!

This is such a weird time machine made specifically for me

I know so many nonbinary folks who feel this in their bones, at least...

Streaming is the madness rune, Unfair Flips is just the catalyst. NL gets attention for becoming self-aware, but addictive feedback loops don't care what the triggering behavior is or whether you're aware of them.

29% is grassland pasture and range, meaning relatively flat land we're using to raise livestock, largely cattle. So we could have an acre and a half if we gave up food animals. If we didn't? We only got 67.8 million acres for 400 million folks. Our housing crisis is actually our meat crisis.

So we've got 2.26 billion acres... BUT we're using 28% for forest, 17% for crops, and 23% is special use or not-very-livable (tundra, wetland, etc.), which leaves, uh, 753 million acres for a population of 400 million. So sure, we can each have an acre and a half... EXCEPT

Gettem. At least it won't happen to Hrssuss Rtututu, because of the disclaimer. Hrssuss doesn't deserve that. Hrssuss deserves his own comic, actually

Who's the Foot Clan, Emily?

WHO'S THE FOOT CLAN