I personally stand by the take that she should've named herself Valastor for the exclusive purpose of pissing off Alastor

Okay to be fair, I've yet to meet a kid who thinks a book is a broken phone or laptop (average kid-on-phone comic punchline), but I've seen classmates at college flirting with ChatGPT

Yeah, and honestly based of them to make it very clearly fucked up when a lot of older myths can get very Meh about how rape is treated. Nope, the sun (Maliina) is upset enough to mutilate herself and literally run away for the rest of time. Good for her tbh

JUST. LOOK AT THEM !! (Art by Jonatan Brüsch)

I am one Tumblr Braincell away from covering him in flowercrowns and hearts and stars y'all

Also one of the ladies at our table told me I could just bite meat off of the seal blubber instead of pulling/cutting. So I may or may not have basically deep-throated a piece of blubber as wide as my face. She gave me very amused looks when I started cracking bones for marrow too

But she's started referring to me as her 4th son. Either works with me tbh

I'm quite Visibly Danish so I get varieties of "What's your connection to Greenland?" When I visit. But the sweetest I've gotten was one today asking me "Are you here with your aanaa (grandma)?" Which - yeah !! Kinda! I sorta reverse-adopted a lady there and have been calling her aanaa/my grandma -

THE BOYS !!! AAAAAA 💛

Thanks! I'm so excited to start working. Apparently I made such a good impression that the lady interviewing me even said she wanted to offer me the job now, rather than getting back to me in a couple hours. So I am JITTERING with excitement