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he/him. i don't think therefore i am'nt. everything i post is a joke i swear, UNDER 18 DNI i am an adult and post nsfw stuff!!! free 🇨🇩🇵🇸🇸🇩 end the violence!!
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crayonzzzzzzz.bsky.social
my mail taking so long to show uppppp I KNOW THEY HAVE IT JUST GIVE IT TO MEEEE
An MS paint doodle of a little guy pn his knees, crying loudly red faced tears running down dramatically.
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
crayonzzzzzzz.bsky.social
they call me the third stage of monroe's motivated sequence the way im satisfying needs
A comic panel of the Joker doing a freaky face and smirking.
October 10, 2025 at 5:55 PM
crayonzzzzzzz.bsky.social
how it felt when the kendrick vs drake beef happened and you could openly be a drake hater after being one since the milly bobby brown shit happened
An MS paint image of a delighted person cheering, hitting the ground, and crying in different poses.
September 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
crayonzzzzzzz.bsky.social
lady next to me in line is wearing the most confusing shoes i wont take a pic cuz thats weird but heres my artistic depiction. red represents skin
A crude drawing of a shoe that is very pointy at the front, has only a strap securing it over the achille's tendon, and has no bottom on the heel at all.
September 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM
crayonzzzzzzz.bsky.social
the irony physically hurts me
A photo of a computer screen showing an internet search for "Articles on AI's Water Consumption" and the un-wanted "AI Overview" given by the search engine.
September 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
crayonzzzzzzz.bsky.social
how it feels to have a kink you cant draw because youre bad at drawing it
A hammer laying in the corner of a room, its head is bent down to look sad and dejected.
July 6, 2025 at 4:51 PM
crayonzzzzzzz.bsky.social
hot as fuck out there
A photo taken within the forest outside my house. It has been edited to be somewhat pixelated and high contrast.
July 1, 2025 at 3:48 PM
crayonzzzzzzz.bsky.social
i have to take like a bazillion pills a day all the time because i have some stupid cringe virus in my body. great. love it here /s
A screenshot of two discord emojis: one is of a pair of hands praying, the other is a white cat photoshopped to have half-lidded eyes and a disdainful smile.
June 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
crayonzzzzzzz.bsky.social
they finally found out what was wrong with me and its curable
A MS Paint drawing of a white figure looking up at the camera, smiling and giving a thumbs up. Glitter and sparkles surround them, and their eyes are shining. They are blushing slightly.
June 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
crayonzzzzzzz.bsky.social
me ignoring all the specific features of the reader in a x reader story (i dont have long flowing hair or delicious curves)
Darwin from The Amazing World of Gumball, with heavy makeup caked on his face. His hands are on his hips and he looks proudly into the mirror.
June 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
crayonzzzzzzz.bsky.social
listings on thrift websites will be like "2000's alt grunge coquette fairy grunge goth emo alt top halter" and then post this
A photo of a man wearing a pizza-print long sleeve shirt that is patterned to look like a three piece suit.
June 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
crayonzzzzzzz.bsky.social
when im playing a choose your own adventure game/reading a x reader fanfic and "i" make the shittiest most poor most unrational terrible decision that i would literally never make irl
A crude digital drawing of a featureless person sitting at their desk, holding their mouse as they look at their computer screen in horror. Their mouth is open in shock, their eyes are wide, and their hand is on their head in disbelief.
May 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
crayonzzzzzzz.bsky.social
how it feels when your parents text you when youre out with friends
A screenshot of Spongebob in a car looking at the camera in a shocked and disgusted matter, as if disturbed by the viewer's audacity.
May 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
crayonzzzzzzz.bsky.social
just had a very strange and vivid hallucination sure hope that doesnt mean anything
A digital drawing of a stickman standing on all fours in a feral, animalistic stance, it is smiling with wide eyes at nothing.
May 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
crayonzzzzzzz.bsky.social
A meme of Barnacle Boy from Spongebob looking at text in his hand. The caption says "The entire 3ds library avaliable to download on a modded 3ds for absolutely fucking nothing!!!" the text in his hand says "hshop.erista.me" indicating that that is the website which provides that service.
May 3, 2025 at 3:42 PM
crayonzzzzzzz.bsky.social
doesnt this splotch on my bathroom floor look exactly like an anime girl
A bathroom tile floor, brown and beige. A single finger pointing from off screen points out an anime girl shaped blotch om the floor.
April 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
crayonzzzzzzz.bsky.social
does anyone remember back in 2016 when a fictional series could be the most serious shit ever about a cast of characters who are all intentionally written to be awful people and someone on tumblr would still be drawing them like this and calling them innocent cinnamon rolls
A drawing of a character with brown hair and pale skin, drawn wearing a galaxy print purple hoodie and a purple flower crown, with a stereotypical "cute" winking expression and glittering eyes. A heart and a little speech bubble with an X are drawn next to them.
April 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
crayonzzzzzzz.bsky.social
how i feel when i emulate games successfully without blowing up my computer
A rat in spy gear grappling from the ceiling, about to steal the cheese out of a set mouse trap.
March 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
crayonzzzzzzz.bsky.social
i hate it here
An internet search bar's recommended searches after typing the words "is 5'8" in the search. the recommended searches are "is 5'8 short for a guy" and "is 5'8 tall for a woman."
March 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
crayonzzzzzzz.bsky.social
dad says i need to get a job
A wide angle photo of an orange tabby cat looking very sad and tired.
March 17, 2025 at 2:38 PM
crayonzzzzzzz.bsky.social
how it feels liking pathetic men in this society
A sad dinosaur standing in a rainstorm, looking forlorn and miserable. In the background there are more dinosaurs looking shocked and scared by the rain and lightning.
March 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
crayonzzzzzzz.bsky.social
hey dont be sad. legwarmer tutorial alright?

1. get a pair of pants

2. cut down the crotch seam to seperate the two legs (might be a gap, those go at the front to show off shoes)

3. put the pants legs on upside down, measure how high you want them to go

4. cut there

5. done
A drawn step by step tutorial for the post. Pictured are a pair of red pants with grey ankle cuffs, which are cut down the crotch and put onto a pair of blue legs with the lower cuff being on top.
March 1, 2025 at 12:08 AM
crayonzzzzzzz.bsky.social
i have to vote tomorrow
Donkey Kong looking sad and forlorn while wearing headphones. The image background is blue and has the same image of donkey Kong on low opacity.
February 27, 2025 at 5:57 AM
crayonzzzzzzz.bsky.social
my ulcer riddled digestive system watching me drink my body weights worth of caffeine for a meal for the fourth day in a row instead of a vegetable or some water or something
A wide angle photo of a white and grey tabby cat looking confused or disgusted.
January 19, 2025 at 8:50 PM
crayonzzzzzzz.bsky.social
THE SOCIAL EVENT GOT CANCELLED
a reaction image drawn in MS paint. It pictures a cartoon figure on the left cheering and smiling with their fists in the air. On the right is the same character doing the same but on their knees on the ground. In the background is a faded image of them crying happy tears and clutching their face with joy. The background is a sunny yellow colour.
January 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM