Jamie
@crayonsocialism.bsky.social
Librarian in the Blue Ridge Mountains. Early-stage cat lady. She/her. 🖤🩶🤍💜
Did we learn NOTHING from Their Eyes Were Watching God?!?
December 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Did we learn NOTHING from Their Eyes Were Watching God?!?
"You get paid for that?" I'm a librarian. Yes, I get paid, it's my job.
December 2, 2025 at 5:54 AM
"You get paid for that?" I'm a librarian. Yes, I get paid, it's my job.
I don't even change the time on my cats' dry food feeder. We don't need the food anxiety starting up again.
November 3, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I don't even change the time on my cats' dry food feeder. We don't need the food anxiety starting up again.
He’s so warm and cozy 🥲
November 1, 2025 at 3:54 PM
He’s so warm and cozy 🥲
My grandmother died earlier this year just shy of 102. Normie Democrat her entire life. Had one of those "Straight But Not Narrow" pins in the 90's. Wanted Buttigieg to be president because "he's cute." She hated Trump SO MUCH I don't think we even told her when he got reelected.
October 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
My grandmother died earlier this year just shy of 102. Normie Democrat her entire life. Had one of those "Straight But Not Narrow" pins in the 90's. Wanted Buttigieg to be president because "he's cute." She hated Trump SO MUCH I don't think we even told her when he got reelected.
Important clarification, more books should smell INTENTIONALLY.
October 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Important clarification, more books should smell INTENTIONALLY.
If COVID-19 is a vagina virus, does it give you a vagina or does it spread through vaginas, is what I want to know. Or is there a secret third thing I'm not thinking of.
September 20, 2025 at 5:33 AM
If COVID-19 is a vagina virus, does it give you a vagina or does it spread through vaginas, is what I want to know. Or is there a secret third thing I'm not thinking of.
My niece tricked me into giving her sauce for her dumplings yesterday. Was it actually sauce for her fingers, the table, and my glasses? Yes it was.
September 1, 2025 at 8:43 PM
My niece tricked me into giving her sauce for her dumplings yesterday. Was it actually sauce for her fingers, the table, and my glasses? Yes it was.
It's weird to me that there are people who have met cows and still want to drink raw milk.
August 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
It's weird to me that there are people who have met cows and still want to drink raw milk.
Big fan of justice, except for people who’ve been accused of crimes.
August 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Big fan of justice, except for people who’ve been accused of crimes.
Wouldn't that be like a badge of honor for a horror writer.
August 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Wouldn't that be like a badge of honor for a horror writer.
A friend’s neighbor is from Vermont. He drives around in a car full of goats. I don’t know if that makes Vermont more or less real.
August 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
A friend’s neighbor is from Vermont. He drives around in a car full of goats. I don’t know if that makes Vermont more or less real.
Half a spine! I would honestly settle for half a spine.
August 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Half a spine! I would honestly settle for half a spine.
I kind of doubt that, given that any time someone records themselves speaking with audible vocal fry and posts it on the internet they get a long line of commenters telling them how terrible it is. It's just a thing that happens when people talk.
July 24, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I kind of doubt that, given that any time someone records themselves speaking with audible vocal fry and posts it on the internet they get a long line of commenters telling them how terrible it is. It's just a thing that happens when people talk.
Oh, people have not gotten more chill about vocal fry.
July 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Oh, people have not gotten more chill about vocal fry.
I already have a dad, thanks guys.
June 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I already have a dad, thanks guys.
This right here. If I kept adding to my collections at a reasonable rate and stopped weeding, I'd be out of shelf space within a year. There would physically be nowhere to put the new books.
June 18, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This right here. If I kept adding to my collections at a reasonable rate and stopped weeding, I'd be out of shelf space within a year. There would physically be nowhere to put the new books.
Shit like this just makes me want to crank up the vocal fry as high as I can. Can I get my voice to crack on every word? Time to find out, fuckers.
June 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Shit like this just makes me want to crank up the vocal fry as high as I can. Can I get my voice to crack on every word? Time to find out, fuckers.
I will never understand how laying back and ignoring him isn't giving him what he wants. Sure, he loves an opportunity to send in the National Guard, but he also loves when he does insane shit and nobody tries to stop him.
June 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I will never understand how laying back and ignoring him isn't giving him what he wants. Sure, he loves an opportunity to send in the National Guard, but he also loves when he does insane shit and nobody tries to stop him.
Twatwaffle was my favorite insult in high school, ngl.
June 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Twatwaffle was my favorite insult in high school, ngl.
Right? I asked the fire marshal in front of all of my adult coworkers and was like… oh, that’s a lie from my childhood, never mind! Full disclosure, I was 36.
May 20, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Right? I asked the fire marshal in front of all of my adult coworkers and was like… oh, that’s a lie from my childhood, never mind! Full disclosure, I was 36.
I believed fire alarms spray you with ink if you pull them until well, well into adulthood. Obviously I've never pulled a fire alarm.
May 19, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I believed fire alarms spray you with ink if you pull them until well, well into adulthood. Obviously I've never pulled a fire alarm.