heron (not a fish)
@crawfits.bsky.social
Doctor of linguistic anthropology doing not that. String enthusiast, conscientious gender objector (they/them). Podcaster: https://reclaimingjanepod.com/
the most important part of my budget planning for when i have a full time salary next year
November 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
the most important part of my budget planning for when i have a full time salary next year
we’ve always been slightly silly about our grocery lists so we’re adapting well on this front to a newly nondairy lifestyle
November 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM
we’ve always been slightly silly about our grocery lists so we’re adapting well on this front to a newly nondairy lifestyle
pearl trapping my sibling this weekend
October 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
pearl trapping my sibling this weekend
reviewing my notes on sanditon for the next podcast episode – we had to delay recording so i didn't recall what i wrote. well,
October 2, 2025 at 7:25 PM
reviewing my notes on sanditon for the next podcast episode – we had to delay recording so i didn't recall what i wrote. well,
got my covid + flu shots today! walgreens (north alabama) just asked me to verbally confirm my qualifying condition for the covid vax.
September 19, 2025 at 8:53 PM
got my covid + flu shots today! walgreens (north alabama) just asked me to verbally confirm my qualifying condition for the covid vax.
hey. hey facebook “ai.” i absolutely guarantee you cannot answer these questions you’ve suggested under a post about my sister’s birthday. how do people not realize that chatbots are not human intelligence when they see things like this??
September 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
hey. hey facebook “ai.” i absolutely guarantee you cannot answer these questions you’ve suggested under a post about my sister’s birthday. how do people not realize that chatbots are not human intelligence when they see things like this??
had to buy a new pair of socks specifically to wear under my ballet slippers because these are the only ones i currently own that work and i simply cannot.
August 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
had to buy a new pair of socks specifically to wear under my ballet slippers because these are the only ones i currently own that work and i simply cannot.
the most impactful part of my podcast editing process is choosing a goofy bit to conclude the episode
August 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
the most impactful part of my podcast editing process is choosing a goofy bit to conclude the episode
[“you got a friend in me” plays in the distance]
August 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
[“you got a friend in me” plays in the distance]
i ordered 4 yards of fabric. do they count each 1/8yd as a separate unit??
July 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
i ordered 4 yards of fabric. do they count each 1/8yd as a separate unit??
absolutely perfect photos of my parents’ cat cricket.
1: normal feline (rare)
2: THE ABYSS HAS OPENED BEFORE ME (default state)
1: normal feline (rare)
2: THE ABYSS HAS OPENED BEFORE ME (default state)
June 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
absolutely perfect photos of my parents’ cat cricket.
1: normal feline (rare)
2: THE ABYSS HAS OPENED BEFORE ME (default state)
1: normal feline (rare)
2: THE ABYSS HAS OPENED BEFORE ME (default state)
happy father’s day to my cool dad. some brad highlights:
-made his own landsknecht garb from duct tape for ren faire
-goes to NOLA bulls in scarlet short-shorts and a mini tutu
-biggest fan of my jane austen podcast
-read all of LOTR aloud to me and my sisters
-made his own landsknecht garb from duct tape for ren faire
-goes to NOLA bulls in scarlet short-shorts and a mini tutu
-biggest fan of my jane austen podcast
-read all of LOTR aloud to me and my sisters
June 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
happy father’s day to my cool dad. some brad highlights:
-made his own landsknecht garb from duct tape for ren faire
-goes to NOLA bulls in scarlet short-shorts and a mini tutu
-biggest fan of my jane austen podcast
-read all of LOTR aloud to me and my sisters
-made his own landsknecht garb from duct tape for ren faire
-goes to NOLA bulls in scarlet short-shorts and a mini tutu
-biggest fan of my jane austen podcast
-read all of LOTR aloud to me and my sisters
The Mysterious Creature
June 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The Mysterious Creature
bluesky just seemed like the right venue for this car i saw earlier.
April 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
bluesky just seemed like the right venue for this car i saw earlier.
If you see this, post a beach photo from your phone.
the beach i grew up on (mobile bay).
the beach i grew up on (mobile bay).
April 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM
If you see this, post a beach photo from your phone.
the beach i grew up on (mobile bay).
the beach i grew up on (mobile bay).
happy trans day of visibility #tdov! it me! i am currently editing a podcast and will have to do end-of-month work budgets later so if you’d like to support morale with a lil treat my venmo is enmakyzar 😌
March 31, 2025 at 5:38 PM
happy trans day of visibility #tdov! it me! i am currently editing a podcast and will have to do end-of-month work budgets later so if you’d like to support morale with a lil treat my venmo is enmakyzar 😌
“nice weather all week. except for the Horrors”
March 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
“nice weather all week. except for the Horrors”
when you gotta have a project planning call but it’s with your bestie
![Screenshot of a calendar event titled [sam the eagle voice] BUSINESS](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:b4sn3sswp254vzoe5bjgvyju/bafkreidkfnfqnhnwioyha2wmbq7tpumkroepy62vkmhjvz4ug43awftyn4@jpeg)
March 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
when you gotta have a project planning call but it’s with your bestie
found a set of anthropology-themed word magnets while organizing my office this weekend
March 9, 2025 at 11:13 PM
found a set of anthropology-themed word magnets while organizing my office this weekend
my mardi gras nails are READY
February 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
my mardi gras nails are READY
here, please enjoy the silly valentine’s snaps i composed for my friends this morning.
February 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
here, please enjoy the silly valentine’s snaps i composed for my friends this morning.
the council has spoken
February 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
the council has spoken
quite pleased with this side of my office reorganization.
February 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
quite pleased with this side of my office reorganization.
she is contemplating whether to bite me while i read 🤍
January 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
she is contemplating whether to bite me while i read 🤍