adrian
@crawf34.bsky.social
you’re trying to tell me the sky blue this social?
he was like “knob creek is only like an hour away!” last tour was at 4, it was 3, he packed up a big bag of food for us to eat in the car and hustled us out so we’d make it in time. we did, eating ribs the whole way. just the kindest human. rest in peace my friend, angel’s envy feels right today
August 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
he was like “knob creek is only like an hour away!” last tour was at 4, it was 3, he packed up a big bag of food for us to eat in the car and hustled us out so we’d make it in time. we did, eating ribs the whole way. just the kindest human. rest in peace my friend, angel’s envy feels right today
“having a good time” you say
May 27, 2025 at 4:29 AM
“having a good time” you say
little Personal Update for the pals over here who are no longer over there: ya boy got a new job with a legitimate dream company, which offered a salary that may actually let me breathe financially. pretty good
April 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
little Personal Update for the pals over here who are no longer over there: ya boy got a new job with a legitimate dream company, which offered a salary that may actually let me breathe financially. pretty good
[the loudest voice you’ve ever heard] go birds
February 10, 2025 at 5:15 AM
[the loudest voice you’ve ever heard] go birds
when I’m trying to work out which of my old good tweets I can bring over here and get dopamine hits from
August 3, 2023 at 12:46 PM
when I’m trying to work out which of my old good tweets I can bring over here and get dopamine hits from
nothing has made me question my sanity and the paranormal more than toddler parenting. how did this get into the basement bathroom
July 28, 2023 at 11:07 PM
nothing has made me question my sanity and the paranormal more than toddler parenting. how did this get into the basement bathroom
tired: bluesky
wired: greenbug
wired: greenbug
July 26, 2023 at 2:03 AM
tired: bluesky
wired: greenbug
wired: greenbug
[scratches ass through overalls] dunno what to tell ya jack. your pipes are full of skeets
July 24, 2023 at 2:59 PM
[scratches ass through overalls] dunno what to tell ya jack. your pipes are full of skeets
it’s a weed vape called Instant Pot
July 20, 2023 at 9:16 PM
it’s a weed vape called Instant Pot
drove past mcdonald’s and there was a bunch of police tape around it. managed to duck into the drive-thru and was horrified by what I saw
July 7, 2023 at 2:16 AM
drove past mcdonald’s and there was a bunch of police tape around it. managed to duck into the drive-thru and was horrified by what I saw
six beers for five bucks was the american dream that inspired my move here. happy fourth, blooski gang
July 4, 2023 at 8:51 PM
six beers for five bucks was the american dream that inspired my move here. happy fourth, blooski gang
it’d probably get me banned for “making threats” or something over there but this makes me laugh every time I think about it
July 4, 2023 at 4:14 PM
it’d probably get me banned for “making threats” or something over there but this makes me laugh every time I think about it
when you put him down for a nap
July 4, 2023 at 3:03 PM
when you put him down for a nap
happy fourth (day in a row eating hot dogs)
July 4, 2023 at 1:44 PM
happy fourth (day in a row eating hot dogs)
Jesus Christ I’ve become a prompt tweet with no way to change my notifications tab to “only from people you follow.” I’m going back to the other place
July 3, 2023 at 2:11 PM
Jesus Christ I’ve become a prompt tweet with no way to change my notifications tab to “only from people you follow.” I’m going back to the other place
love an excuse for a hot dog and a high life or three
July 3, 2023 at 12:45 AM
love an excuse for a hot dog and a high life or three
not my best ones ever but that smoke ring rules
July 2, 2023 at 11:12 PM
not my best ones ever but that smoke ring rules
see you babies in a few hours
July 2, 2023 at 2:53 PM
see you babies in a few hours
you trying to tell me a beef shorted these ribs
July 2, 2023 at 1:49 PM
you trying to tell me a beef shorted these ribs
some days you just have to go with the “whatever they ask for” method of making your kid dinner
July 2, 2023 at 12:47 AM
some days you just have to go with the “whatever they ask for” method of making your kid dinner
until such time as the other site is fixed, I’m afraid I’m going to have to be annoying on the other ones
July 1, 2023 at 10:48 PM
until such time as the other site is fixed, I’m afraid I’m going to have to be annoying on the other ones
this was way better than I expected
June 16, 2023 at 3:39 AM
this was way better than I expected