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Cratty
@crattygus.bsky.social
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🌻🏳️‍🌈🎵 Dumbass. Enjoyer of nature, music, birds and other assorted nerd things. Neurodivergent. Queer/Lezzer. TechForGood dev. Bri’ish. I write from time to time

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the record player finally has a home again after 6 months of living on the floor
a record player sits on a sideboard made of light wood, with cane doors. the sideboard sits on a wood floor, next to a potted palm. also on the sideboard is a red-orange light which is switched on and has a warm glow. it looks warm and earthy
November 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
crattygus.bsky.social
yes they would my guy
youtube user danthefan28 comments "Regular Hozier and Lesbian Hozier would make a sick duo." they have 898 likes
November 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
crattygus.bsky.social
accurate
A circulating meme where Squidward holds a piece of paper with text on it - the original is a video where the text changed very quickly and you had to screenshot to see what text you got. The randomized text that Cratty got when she screenshotted it was “stop overthinking you motherfucker”
October 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
crattygus.bsky.social
the devil on my shoulder is telling me to do heinous things
meme of dark kermit telling cratty to start a blog
October 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
crattygus.bsky.social
spotted a green woodpecker having a rummage #birdsky
a green woodpecker standing on short grass. it has a green body, a black tail and a bright red stripe on its head. the ground looks wet. cratty’s note: this lil guy spent a few minutes pecking away at this spot. looking for insects maybe?
September 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
crattygus.bsky.social
this ancient quiz i found from like 8 months ago is validating me hardcore rn
A quiz result that says "Dumbass - You're trying your best, you really are, but you just might need to put a little more thought into your thought process. You really shouldn't jump off that many buildings, eat that many strange gloing substances, or trust that many evil witches. But hey, we love you anyway."
July 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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If you see this post a flower 💐

Creeping buttercup I believe? A wild and pretty sea of yellow :)
A close up of a yellow flower with green leaves and more of the same flower in the background. The flower has 5 lobes and a yellow, pollen-filled center. It looks like it could be creeping buttercup
June 1, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four you know:
openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...

certified old person. i’m not this wise tho, lower your expectactions immediately
The Oracle from the Matrix Uncle Iroh from Avatar: The Last Airbender Maurice from Beauty and the Beast Dr. Sean Maguire from Good Will Hunting
May 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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looks like green alkanet attracts honey bees ❤️
A close up shot of a honey bee perched on the small, blue flower of a wild green alkanet plant. Around it are lots of wild buttercups. It is gloriously sunny.
May 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
crattygus.bsky.social
discovered new masc fit, i’m vibing with this one. it’s giving gym teacher
Cratty stands in front of a mirror taking a selfie. She is wearing a unisex fit black tee and beige linen shorts, with a koru necklace made of grey stone, and two bead bracelets on her wrist, one brown one white. She is standing confidently with her hand in one pocket. Cratty is a white woman with a relatively fit build and shaggy red hair. Her face is not visible.
May 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM