Crats
@crats.bsky.social
35-married-pansexual-father-ferret
18+
Wholesome when appropriate, lewd when possible.
My writing (NSFW) -> https://www.furaffinity.net/user/backtolurking/
18+
Wholesome when appropriate, lewd when possible.
My writing (NSFW) -> https://www.furaffinity.net/user/backtolurking/
Why? It's how you beat the level, of course.
November 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Why? It's how you beat the level, of course.
How about my noodley self as a bowl of noodles? Imagine that costume but with nothing else underneath so my bits are hanging out.
November 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
How about my noodley self as a bowl of noodles? Imagine that costume but with nothing else underneath so my bits are hanging out.
HA! No, I was making a joke that only old guys like me would get.
Perhaps the following picture might provide some context:
Heh, sorry for the corny humor.
Perhaps the following picture might provide some context:
Heh, sorry for the corny humor.
November 12, 2025 at 4:50 AM
HA! No, I was making a joke that only old guys like me would get.
Perhaps the following picture might provide some context:
Heh, sorry for the corny humor.
Perhaps the following picture might provide some context:
Heh, sorry for the corny humor.
I may have stumbled on an answer...
ᗡ°ミܫ彡°D
ᗡ°ミܫ彡°D
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I may have stumbled on an answer...
ᗡ°ミܫ彡°D
ᗡ°ミܫ彡°D
𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦. 𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦. 🙂
November 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦. 𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦. 🙂
w/o downloading anything new - where are you at mentally?
My next kid gonna be born very 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 soon. 🫠
My next kid gonna be born very 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 soon. 🫠
November 9, 2025 at 2:34 PM
w/o downloading anything new - where are you at mentally?
My next kid gonna be born very 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 soon. 🫠
My next kid gonna be born very 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 soon. 🫠
Pictured: You, apparently.
November 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Pictured: You, apparently.
"I know you seen the latest polls," the reporter responded. "Universal basic income, infrastructure repair, and personally providing free labor to the various guilds to get it done!"
Cheers of agreement were heard from the crowd as she pulled out her notepad.
"The people love watching you work."
Cheers of agreement were heard from the crowd as she pulled out her notepad.
"The people love watching you work."
November 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
"I know you seen the latest polls," the reporter responded. "Universal basic income, infrastructure repair, and personally providing free labor to the various guilds to get it done!"
Cheers of agreement were heard from the crowd as she pulled out her notepad.
"The people love watching you work."
Cheers of agreement were heard from the crowd as she pulled out her notepad.
"The people love watching you work."
Truly? What kind of creature would take our holy imagery and desecrate- NO! NO RED CROWN,NOT NOW! GET OUT OF HERE!!!
(Art by Namelessimp! We credit our artists on these unholy grounds.)
ᗡ°ミܫ彡°D
(Art by Namelessimp! We credit our artists on these unholy grounds.)
ᗡ°ミܫ彡°D
October 30, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Truly? What kind of creature would take our holy imagery and desecrate- NO! NO RED CROWN,NOT NOW! GET OUT OF HERE!!!
(Art by Namelessimp! We credit our artists on these unholy grounds.)
ᗡ°ミܫ彡°D
(Art by Namelessimp! We credit our artists on these unholy grounds.)
ᗡ°ミܫ彡°D
Appreciation submitted:
October 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Appreciation submitted:
Ce n'est pas un érotique jouet. 😏
Dang... the veiny texture and the suction cup are tempting me to get another... ya got good tastes 👌
Dang... the veiny texture and the suction cup are tempting me to get another... ya got good tastes 👌
October 28, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Ce n'est pas un érotique jouet. 😏
Dang... the veiny texture and the suction cup are tempting me to get another... ya got good tastes 👌
Dang... the veiny texture and the suction cup are tempting me to get another... ya got good tastes 👌
Excuse me? 𝘔𝘪𝘯𝘪 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘵?
I'll have you know I am 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭 for a Pine Marten!
I'll have you know I am 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭 for a Pine Marten!
October 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Excuse me? 𝘔𝘪𝘯𝘪 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘵?
I'll have you know I am 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭 for a Pine Marten!
I'll have you know I am 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭 for a Pine Marten!
"Good day, Your Majesty! Our readers have been loving these... 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘰𝘴é𝘴 of our newest monarch. Are you still ready to discuss some of the magics at play?" the reporter said through a grin.
"O-of course! A-as you aren't bothered by... me continuing to... uh... w-work," he responded, blush deepening.
"O-of course! A-as you aren't bothered by... me continuing to... uh... w-work," he responded, blush deepening.
October 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
"Good day, Your Majesty! Our readers have been loving these... 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘰𝘴é𝘴 of our newest monarch. Are you still ready to discuss some of the magics at play?" the reporter said through a grin.
"O-of course! A-as you aren't bothered by... me continuing to... uh... w-work," he responded, blush deepening.
"O-of course! A-as you aren't bothered by... me continuing to... uh... w-work," he responded, blush deepening.
I'm here to eat oysters and not wear clothes, and I'm all out of oysters...
...please give me some oysters.
...please give me some oysters.
October 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I'm here to eat oysters and not wear clothes, and I'm all out of oysters...
...please give me some oysters.
...please give me some oysters.
The collar now surged with mana.
"A-ahem, hold out your Edict Rune," the Kobold sheepishly commanded.
With a snap of the his fingers, the crown's ancient magics summoned a shadowy figure.
"This should be sufficient for those repairs, yes?"
"T-thank you, your majesty!" The bird replied.
"A-ahem, hold out your Edict Rune," the Kobold sheepishly commanded.
With a snap of the his fingers, the crown's ancient magics summoned a shadowy figure.
"This should be sufficient for those repairs, yes?"
"T-thank you, your majesty!" The bird replied.
October 17, 2025 at 1:15 PM
The collar now surged with mana.
"A-ahem, hold out your Edict Rune," the Kobold sheepishly commanded.
With a snap of the his fingers, the crown's ancient magics summoned a shadowy figure.
"This should be sufficient for those repairs, yes?"
"T-thank you, your majesty!" The bird replied.
"A-ahem, hold out your Edict Rune," the Kobold sheepishly commanded.
With a snap of the his fingers, the crown's ancient magics summoned a shadowy figure.
"This should be sufficient for those repairs, yes?"
"T-thank you, your majesty!" The bird replied.
An empathic wave of excitement and arousal magically emanated from the cum covered King. Slightly under that, were feelings of confidence in his actions and the will to follow through.
Although the situation was still novel, it placated the Master of Coin. He left the King to his responsibilities.
Although the situation was still novel, it placated the Master of Coin. He left the King to his responsibilities.
October 16, 2025 at 2:20 PM
An empathic wave of excitement and arousal magically emanated from the cum covered King. Slightly under that, were feelings of confidence in his actions and the will to follow through.
Although the situation was still novel, it placated the Master of Coin. He left the King to his responsibilities.
Although the situation was still novel, it placated the Master of Coin. He left the King to his responsibilities.
"Nnnf~ Ahh~ Unf!!!"
The avian farmer unloaded himself all over the King. A quiet gasp escaped the snout of the kobold as it was draped in warm cum.
"Mmmmf... your h-highness! I-I'm sorry! I..."
"...No." the king quietly said, "I-it's fine. Um... T-thank you."
Blush burned on the monarch's face.
The avian farmer unloaded himself all over the King. A quiet gasp escaped the snout of the kobold as it was draped in warm cum.
"Mmmmf... your h-highness! I-I'm sorry! I..."
"...No." the king quietly said, "I-it's fine. Um... T-thank you."
Blush burned on the monarch's face.
October 15, 2025 at 1:12 PM
"Nnnf~ Ahh~ Unf!!!"
The avian farmer unloaded himself all over the King. A quiet gasp escaped the snout of the kobold as it was draped in warm cum.
"Mmmmf... your h-highness! I-I'm sorry! I..."
"...No." the king quietly said, "I-it's fine. Um... T-thank you."
Blush burned on the monarch's face.
The avian farmer unloaded himself all over the King. A quiet gasp escaped the snout of the kobold as it was draped in warm cum.
"Mmmmf... your h-highness! I-I'm sorry! I..."
"...No." the king quietly said, "I-it's fine. Um... T-thank you."
Blush burned on the monarch's face.
"The reporter intends to ask about the magics," the rabbit continued," and the overlapping appointment with the mason guild first thing..."
The monarch responded through an excited smirk: "Don't worry, it will most likely be... fun."
"Uhh... s-sire... I... u-uhhh..." The farmer's voice quivered...
The monarch responded through an excited smirk: "Don't worry, it will most likely be... fun."
"Uhh... s-sire... I... u-uhhh..." The farmer's voice quivered...
October 14, 2025 at 1:23 PM
"The reporter intends to ask about the magics," the rabbit continued," and the overlapping appointment with the mason guild first thing..."
The monarch responded through an excited smirk: "Don't worry, it will most likely be... fun."
"Uhh... s-sire... I... u-uhhh..." The farmer's voice quivered...
The monarch responded through an excited smirk: "Don't worry, it will most likely be... fun."
"Uhh... s-sire... I... u-uhhh..." The farmer's voice quivered...
The audience chamber vibrated with excited chatter. The crowd lined up to receive Edict Runes gave worry to the Master of Coin.
On paper, the plan was sound; the economics were settled, the magics were infallible and tested, and the people were very willing...
Still... this was 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘵.
On paper, the plan was sound; the economics were settled, the magics were infallible and tested, and the people were very willing...
Still... this was 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘵.
October 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The audience chamber vibrated with excited chatter. The crowd lined up to receive Edict Runes gave worry to the Master of Coin.
On paper, the plan was sound; the economics were settled, the magics were infallible and tested, and the people were very willing...
Still... this was 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘵.
On paper, the plan was sound; the economics were settled, the magics were infallible and tested, and the people were very willing...
Still... this was 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘵.
Okay, let's have fun with this.
Edit: Oh forgot to say, this is gonna be a #nsfw story with a bunch of #exhibitionism, #enm, #public_nudity... you know, that kinda stuff.
ᗡ°ミܫ彡°D
Thought I should delete and repost before folk started interacting XD
Edit: Oh forgot to say, this is gonna be a #nsfw story with a bunch of #exhibitionism, #enm, #public_nudity... you know, that kinda stuff.
ᗡ°ミܫ彡°D
Thought I should delete and repost before folk started interacting XD
October 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Okay, let's have fun with this.
Edit: Oh forgot to say, this is gonna be a #nsfw story with a bunch of #exhibitionism, #enm, #public_nudity... you know, that kinda stuff.
ᗡ°ミܫ彡°D
Thought I should delete and repost before folk started interacting XD
Edit: Oh forgot to say, this is gonna be a #nsfw story with a bunch of #exhibitionism, #enm, #public_nudity... you know, that kinda stuff.
ᗡ°ミܫ彡°D
Thought I should delete and repost before folk started interacting XD
