Nostradamus Nostrils
@crastinator.bsky.social
One of these days
Francis told a couch joke and Vance snapped
April 21, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Francis told a couch joke and Vance snapped
Always hogging all the spoils too
February 6, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Always hogging all the spoils too
Spoiler alert. Geez
December 10, 2024 at 12:47 PM
Spoiler alert. Geez
For a moment thought Wendy’s had a trendy new menu item
December 8, 2024 at 11:10 PM
For a moment thought Wendy’s had a trendy new menu item
Not when the opponent makes faking empathy their central tenet
November 27, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Not when the opponent makes faking empathy their central tenet
“Stop the steal” annoys the shit out of me and not just because of it being based on a blatant lie but also because steal is a verb goddamnit and “thwart the theft” was right there
November 18, 2024 at 1:01 AM
“Stop the steal” annoys the shit out of me and not just because of it being based on a blatant lie but also because steal is a verb goddamnit and “thwart the theft” was right there
I like how he suggests that a guy who literally doesn’t have $2 should be thankful for what Dems have done for him
November 11, 2024 at 12:04 AM
I like how he suggests that a guy who literally doesn’t have $2 should be thankful for what Dems have done for him
Are you kidding? JFC no we should blame the ones running a campaign that looked at the GOP and said “let’s be more like them, that should work as an electoral strategy“
November 6, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Are you kidding? JFC no we should blame the ones running a campaign that looked at the GOP and said “let’s be more like them, that should work as an electoral strategy“
For the love of god do NOT “put up your dukes”
October 28, 2024 at 10:54 PM
For the love of god do NOT “put up your dukes”
Reminds me of the Migos line from Stir-fry “got a big ol’ onion booty make the world cry” but bigger still
October 22, 2024 at 11:51 AM
Reminds me of the Migos line from Stir-fry “got a big ol’ onion booty make the world cry” but bigger still
Imagine a labor leader doing politics. Get a grip
October 9, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Imagine a labor leader doing politics. Get a grip
It expired by design
September 13, 2024 at 5:14 PM
It expired by design
You mean the child tax credit that was designed to expire so that people like you could point to it and say, “they’re trying but Manchin and the Republicans just won’t let us”
September 13, 2024 at 5:05 PM
You mean the child tax credit that was designed to expire so that people like you could point to it and say, “they’re trying but Manchin and the Republicans just won’t let us”
