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Multiverse Traveler's & Just An Overly Funny & Weird Human & Alien 💜❤️
I cashed in on my @dominos-pizza.bsky.social Points today because it was rainy and Got me a Free Medium Chicken Alfredo Pizza Delivered.

Pizza Self Care Day 🍕
April 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
The geese are getting closer to where I live and it scares me...they are after my booty and they might know that I know too much about their evil plot and I might be kidnapped as early as next week...so if you hear HONK on social media a lot...that's why ~Crash
April 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
This happened at my work also the other day and I told my team lead by showing them the image and told them "It's still there if you wanna fix it but it made me laugh and you needed to see it to believe it" & they changed it back to normal but...Man it made everyone laugh 🤣
April 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
My amazing coworker the other day made me & their coworkers a batch of sugar free carb friendly lemon tart Cake pops Because they know I can't have a ton of sugar and THEY WERE SO GOOD OMG ❤️❤️❤️✨✨✨ I miss cake pops but I can't have them anymore due to the beatus & THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY ❤️❤️❤️
April 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
How the fuck do you pronounce This cheese??? 😂
April 29, 2025 at 12:40 AM
It's pizza day here at home. Time to throw on a movie and relax 😄
April 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Sometimes I get sent the most wildest, and cursed shit imaginable...This is one of those things 😂
April 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
heya @cdromarts.bsky.social here is that banner you wanted LOL
April 16, 2025 at 2:01 AM
"it takes Two Idiots Do To Cool Things Now Instead Of One..."
"it's what makes these idiots Cool To Begin With Isn't It???"

~Rachel & Veronica

#Multiverse #Lore #Canon #Yearthree

Artist Credit: @astralgeist.bsky.social
April 15, 2025 at 4:01 AM
a few Japanese bands they had, one dropkick Murphy's one, & looked at some various rock and punk stuff but window browsed with Johnny...he found a few interesting ones he snapped photos of for reference...one day we'll get him a vinyl player for sure"

~Haru
April 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
"we bought our snacks but we FINALLY FOUND some Sugar free desserts he can eat!!! We plan on buying some of these soon but FRIENDS AND FAMILY TAKE NOTE OF THIS PHOTO..."

~Haru
April 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
"We went to Reasor's Next because I wanted to buy snacks for our little adventure together but I wanted a cozy adventure together instead of our usual chaos and antics..."
April 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
"We started with a visit to Dunkin', I finally tried the Sweet black peppercorn bacon sandwich and it was alright but the bacon wasn't crunchy enough so...I kinda snacked on it...but still starting off the day with coffee was great" ~Haruko
April 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Here is also footage of me trying my drink...which again I could get better at even a restaurant tbh...
April 12, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Here is the footage I kinda shot of trying the mini cookies that I was planning on editing/voicing over but...I'm scrapping this whole project
April 12, 2025 at 2:32 AM
They originally fucked up my first drink so they gave me a replacement drink (sugar free sprite with some SF syrups) & honestly...the drink was good but I've have better custom drinks at Sonic Or Crave or HELL dutch bros that was a better quality...
April 12, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I tried their mini cookies 🍪 (ate like...one ish) and they were definitely fresh but also kinda basic...nothing really stood out from them...
April 12, 2025 at 2:32 AM
For one...line was though the parking lot & apparently it's "Drive thru only" despite the building they bought CLEARLY having a window for order pickup or ordering at the window but whatever...
April 12, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Went To the "Grand Opening" Of The Swig Drinks Location...it was incredibly mid NGL...here is a detailed thread because I'm not posting this shit anywhere else and it's not even considered "Content" Worthy (Despite trying to take a few decent photos...TRIED)
April 12, 2025 at 2:32 AM
More beautiful day shots outside my condo 💖
April 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I touched grass the other day...it was wonderful
April 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I fucking love these things so much and wish they weren't just around for Easter time ok...like send me a case of these I'll eat them one or two a day 😂 🥚🍫
April 9, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Today was just a fucking good ass beautiful day outside 💖
April 9, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Also...

Random AMA...

Ask me stuff Bluesky

💖
February 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Heya.

Your beautiful
Your smart
Your kind
Your caring
Your talented
You'e got a rich vibrant soul
And the world is lucky to have you around to this very day.

I love ya friend 💗 thanks for being you.

#RandomActofKindnessday
February 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM