Crash Carney
@crashmccarney.bsky.social
That which does not kill you should be hunted down and killed immediately
I don’t know- the gay guy kept it working 🧐
November 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I don’t know- the gay guy kept it working 🧐
where’s the pillow guy when you need him
November 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
where’s the pillow guy when you need him
autocorrect hates this thred
November 8, 2025 at 9:45 PM
autocorrect hates this thred
I’m rooting for the bubble wrap and microphone
November 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I’m rooting for the bubble wrap and microphone
Steinbrenner woulda come down and fired him during the interview
November 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Steinbrenner woulda come down and fired him during the interview
You can smell the ass in this pic
October 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
You can smell the ass in this pic
damn I miss Mookie
October 27, 2025 at 11:50 PM
damn I miss Mookie
especially with all his soybean picking
October 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
especially with all his soybean picking
Every county in Mass voted Harris. I would love to secede.
October 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Every county in Mass voted Harris. I would love to secede.
I call this the daily gauge of how stupid MAGA voters are because you know they swallow this crap
October 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I call this the daily gauge of how stupid MAGA voters are because you know they swallow this crap
this is the obligatory “false stand for right” that comes before they negotiate how much their future vote will cost
October 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
this is the obligatory “false stand for right” that comes before they negotiate how much their future vote will cost
He’d still vote for him
October 22, 2025 at 4:34 AM
He’d still vote for him
every fire fighter knows the Phoenix- wicked cool
October 21, 2025 at 3:37 AM
every fire fighter knows the Phoenix- wicked cool
it’s not ours anymore and I refuse to let them see me more upset about a building than what’s happening in our streets
October 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
it’s not ours anymore and I refuse to let them see me more upset about a building than what’s happening in our streets
well- I don’t care about it anymore. Might as well finish the job and build one without slave labor.
October 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
well- I don’t care about it anymore. Might as well finish the job and build one without slave labor.
How can you support the marines when they fire over your citizens? Call them out too!!
October 20, 2025 at 5:02 AM
How can you support the marines when they fire over your citizens? Call them out too!!
Did ya hear him farmers?
October 20, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Did ya hear him farmers?
Just read a thread on the Tube where they’re all celebrating him cutting all the Democrat programs. This sketch reminded me of that. Good job!
October 20, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Just read a thread on the Tube where they’re all celebrating him cutting all the Democrat programs. This sketch reminded me of that. Good job!
Just like last time. Oh wait…
October 20, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Just like last time. Oh wait…
I have not missed him
October 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I have not missed him
I’m holding out for Yale typing school
October 20, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I’m holding out for Yale typing school