This. This is the hill I’m apparently prepared to die on.

Crash and Clash!

Is that a call to action?

Smaller versions are always superior to their full size counterpart…wouldn’t you agree Mr. Corgi?

Do you become an "Enchanting pint-sized character"?

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What do they do all day? Sounds boring

It's still not a bingo, so I guess that's a W in its own weird way. (No BS, I literally drew the circles on the wrong layer. This madness can't be stopped.)

I saw a clip of a streamer playing it and it was just nothingness. They ran around for a while, some weird alarm was going off all the time, and they never seemed to encounter a single zombie or any obstacle to overcome. It was basically a cardio simulator.