CrashesHighTea (Crista) 🍁
@crasheshightea.bsky.social
Doesn’t suffer fools. Suffers self well enough.
Believes in kindness as resistance and really good concealer. Runs on caffeine, curiosity & existential dread. Somehow balances a municipal job and a celestial agenda. Mostly kind. Occasionally feral.
Believes in kindness as resistance and really good concealer. Runs on caffeine, curiosity & existential dread. Somehow balances a municipal job and a celestial agenda. Mostly kind. Occasionally feral.
...but not enough to educate: Exfoliate, then tan.
May 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
...but not enough to educate: Exfoliate, then tan.
I think that is the plan from previous comments about not wanting to negotiate in public.
May 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I think that is the plan from previous comments about not wanting to negotiate in public.
And somehow that perfectly encapsulates this whole dumpster fire of a moment in history.
May 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
And somehow that perfectly encapsulates this whole dumpster fire of a moment in history.
Watching the colours spread under the skin increases vaccine uptake, probably.
May 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Watching the colours spread under the skin increases vaccine uptake, probably.
Congratulations! 🗳️
April 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Congratulations! 🗳️
Yes! Was quick and easy. No wait for me at all.
April 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Yes! Was quick and easy. No wait for me at all.
It’s almost every single time. So disruptive.
April 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
It’s almost every single time. So disruptive.
Nothing says vacation like needing to pack your will at sea for those sick views from the Quarantine Deck!
April 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Nothing says vacation like needing to pack your will at sea for those sick views from the Quarantine Deck!
I do too actually lol
kermit the frog from the muppet show is standing in front of a red curtain
Alt: kermit the frog from the muppet show is standing in front of a red curtain flailing arms waving in the air
media.tenor.com
April 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I do too actually lol
What we’re seeing, hour by hour, is a man with no plan, making shit up as he goes. His team flails behind like a muppet gang, scrambling to spin policy from his latest word purge. Don’t elect morons. Educate your populace so they know one. gold gilt is not solid gold. Spot the con.
April 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
What we’re seeing, hour by hour, is a man with no plan, making shit up as he goes. His team flails behind like a muppet gang, scrambling to spin policy from his latest word purge. Don’t elect morons. Educate your populace so they know one. gold gilt is not solid gold. Spot the con.