If you think a golden ballroom is more important than childhood cancer research… I have nothing left to say to you. Please unfollow me.

#pediatriccancer #cancermom

What happens when a bored grocery store
clerk meets a hyper-intelligent sea lion in a bucket hat?

Now available wherever weird and wonderful books are
sold.

www.crashandfred.com
amzn.to/45KBWs3

#CrashAndFred #IndieAuthor #BookTok #Bookstagram #FunnyBooks #WeirdBooks
#AbsurdistFiction #BookTrailer

Crash and Fred is heartfelt, hilarious, and totally absurd—in the best way.

Available now on Amazon → amzn.to/3HbwQN8

#CrashAndFred #AbsurdistFiction #HumorousSciFi #TalkingAnimalBook #IndieBookPromo #WeirdBooks #BookstagramHumor #GoodOmensFans #BookTokRecs #QuirkyReads #FriendshipAdventure

What are we reading now? Fred thinks it's too many tomorrows. Go read our book next! www.crashandfred.com #bookstagram #reading #selfpublishedbook

Thank you John Green, that was a fantastic book. Stay tuned for what's up next on the reading list. Also check out my book. www.crashandfred.com. #johngreen #books #whatimreading #summerreads

Found an amazing used book store in Pittsburgh today! www.amazingbooksandrecords.com

Happy Saturday. Here is a panda.

I decided to sort through just the boxes in the garage because we are out of space. Problem is, I don't know where to put them all! #books #springcleaning

I found the perfect writing spot! #library #cozy #author #bookstagram #selfpublished #booknook

crash.fred Chapter 1 is done. #newbook #boostagram #writing #thailand #authorlife #titleunknown #selfpublishedbook

A lot of people have been asking what happened after the book ended. Short answer? Fred still raids the seafood section, but now he pays for it.

Fred would like to remind you our book is available literally everywhere (his words).

#BehindTheScenes #CrashAndFred #SanFranciscoLife #AIGenerated

Where did Fred come from? How is he so intelligent? What's with that bucket hat?! I'm not going to tell you. It's one of my favorite parts of the book, and it's like, 1/3 of the way through. Muah ha ha! www.crashandfred.com #booksky #books #reading #cute #crashandfred

We where out promoting out book today. Thanks for everyone who stopped by! #book #selfpublished #goodreads #readme #quirkynovel #whatarehashtags

We're on social media now! Fred said we need to "connect with the people" in order to sell our book. Whatever. Here we are. www.crashandfred.com