My goodness, Jake, this certainly is concerning behavior. If only we’d seen signs of this leading up to the 2024 election. Maybe then you could’ve written another book about it to enlighten us all beforehand.

baseball is stupid = Mets lost

#lgm = Mets won

or “ARIZONA STAIE” in the near end zone.

Darth we got a puppy. Willow has been waiting patiently for your return…