My roommates are beefing and it’s affecting our whole situation, someone needs to mediate this before I get more social links halted
February 5, 2025 at 7:07 AM
My roommates are beefing and it’s affecting our whole situation, someone needs to mediate this before I get more social links halted
Eating these cookies that are 2 weeks old I think, taste so good but they numb my mouth
January 3, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Eating these cookies that are 2 weeks old I think, taste so good but they numb my mouth
At least I kept my new years tradition of staring blankly while eating cereal and ruminating
January 1, 2025 at 10:11 AM
At least I kept my new years tradition of staring blankly while eating cereal and ruminating
Good things have to happen sparsely to feel better, or at least that’s what helps ease it
January 1, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Good things have to happen sparsely to feel better, or at least that’s what helps ease it
The only thing that sucks about getting your life back on track is realizing how far behind you are
December 29, 2024 at 9:48 AM
The only thing that sucks about getting your life back on track is realizing how far behind you are
Expressing yourself leaves you drained but the moment you recover it kinda feels a lot clearer what you can and should do, I have a lot of things to look forward to next year
December 25, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Expressing yourself leaves you drained but the moment you recover it kinda feels a lot clearer what you can and should do, I have a lot of things to look forward to next year
Apologies if I am very needy, I have just discovered the wonders of talking about what you want #firsttimeforeverything #strepthroatDOESNOTgoawayonitsown #gottawalkintomorrowbruhdamn
December 25, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Apologies if I am very needy, I have just discovered the wonders of talking about what you want #firsttimeforeverything #strepthroatDOESNOTgoawayonitsown #gottawalkintomorrowbruhdamn
Reread some old stuff and realized maybe, whether I am tripping or not, that at least the roles were reversed once… is this what it’s like!? To be friends and shit!? Man… #writingforfun #kickingmyass #fuckitweball
December 24, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Reread some old stuff and realized maybe, whether I am tripping or not, that at least the roles were reversed once… is this what it’s like!? To be friends and shit!? Man… #writingforfun #kickingmyass #fuckitweball
I gotta do what I can for as long as I can until I can’t… years as a vagabond prepared my heart… #sticksbutnostones #shadysands
December 24, 2024 at 4:13 AM
I gotta do what I can for as long as I can until I can’t… years as a vagabond prepared my heart… #sticksbutnostones #shadysands
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need a femboy who can repair my will to live
December 24, 2024 at 1:48 AM
need a femboy who can repair my will to live
My imperial chinese eunuch stated that my former ex-wife was poisoning me for 2 years straight, I have suspicion she may also have casted many cursed upon me. Will need to discuss more… #feminazibaddies #couldafixedher #hardtoletgo #maybeitaintover
December 22, 2024 at 4:21 AM
My imperial chinese eunuch stated that my former ex-wife was poisoning me for 2 years straight, I have suspicion she may also have casted many cursed upon me. Will need to discuss more… #feminazibaddies #couldafixedher #hardtoletgo #maybeitaintover
Took my fat smartypants son out for a drive and the car flipped over 7 times… #oops #thiszoolander2movieisokay #igotsomethingforya
December 22, 2024 at 1:28 AM
Took my fat smartypants son out for a drive and the car flipped over 7 times… #oops #thiszoolander2movieisokay #igotsomethingforya
Imperial chinese eunuch told me I have a curse on my soul. That my ENEMIES have put these SEEDS of THOUGHT at a young age… #kungfupanda #snake #thinkaboutit #justacrushtoclarify #swearongod
December 20, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Imperial chinese eunuch told me I have a curse on my soul. That my ENEMIES have put these SEEDS of THOUGHT at a young age… #kungfupanda #snake #thinkaboutit #justacrushtoclarify #swearongod
This paul blart mall cop 2 scene is fuckinh incredible they recreated the scene of when I got mugged right to the bone!
December 20, 2024 at 6:44 PM
This paul blart mall cop 2 scene is fuckinh incredible they recreated the scene of when I got mugged right to the bone!
My imperial chinese eunuch has left the area, but I have a great general on standby to tell me to go to war all the time
December 20, 2024 at 3:13 PM
My imperial chinese eunuch has left the area, but I have a great general on standby to tell me to go to war all the time
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My best friend of 37 years looked me straight in the eyes and told me he’d save his imperial Chinese eunuch over me in an emergency situation and then asked me to buy him day quill because his throat hurt
December 20, 2024 at 12:28 AM
My best friend of 37 years looked me straight in the eyes and told me he’d save his imperial Chinese eunuch over me in an emergency situation and then asked me to buy him day quill because his throat hurt
They spilled water on my chinese imperial eunuch and I could NOT let that shit slide, it was IMMEDIATE EXECUTION
December 20, 2024 at 12:59 AM
They spilled water on my chinese imperial eunuch and I could NOT let that shit slide, it was IMMEDIATE EXECUTION
Man this shit all fucked up #Thosewhoknow
December 20, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Man this shit all fucked up #Thosewhoknow
I am perhaps a bad friend
December 19, 2024 at 9:50 PM
I am perhaps a bad friend
Crypto bro unfollowed me I gotta beat their head in with my pitched tent
December 19, 2024 at 6:19 PM
Crypto bro unfollowed me I gotta beat their head in with my pitched tent
Got mugged at the dc metro station last night, fella upper the stick on me for 5 bucks 💔💔
December 19, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Got mugged at the dc metro station last night, fella upper the stick on me for 5 bucks 💔💔
I can’t read social situations so please tell me directly on GODGE
December 17, 2024 at 11:00 PM
I can’t read social situations so please tell me directly on GODGE
My imperial chinese eunuch is drawing for my college project, I think the pages might be poisoned
December 17, 2024 at 1:01 PM
My imperial chinese eunuch is drawing for my college project, I think the pages might be poisoned
Fella showed me a funny meme, I laughed extremely hard, so much so that I shit and blew snot everywhere like it was 8 crazy nights by adam sandler
December 16, 2024 at 11:10 PM
Fella showed me a funny meme, I laughed extremely hard, so much so that I shit and blew snot everywhere like it was 8 crazy nights by adam sandler
These past couple of tweets can be summed up by me harshing the vibe, I got a talent for that on skibbidy
December 16, 2024 at 1:52 PM
These past couple of tweets can be summed up by me harshing the vibe, I got a talent for that on skibbidy