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Ollie
@crapplebees.bsky.social
you in da neighborhood ®
Frying fish, cooking brussels sprouts, and burning palo santo in an apartment building should come with the same fines and risk of eviction as smoking
June 1, 2023 at 11:56 PM
Girl across the bar: “can I have a Vodka and Soda?”

Yes, with your chocolate chip and cookie.
May 23, 2023 at 10:20 PM
Who are you convincing here?? Mean to tell me it takes 15 YEARS of assembling Big Macs to become a *training* manager??? @mcdonalds.bsky.social
May 22, 2023 at 7:15 PM
Walking through Denver today is like swimming through a cigarette
May 20, 2023 at 1:37 AM
Hurricanes’ DJ needs to cool it with the goofy edm remixes of 2010s radio hits
May 19, 2023 at 5:32 AM