I went to one of his town halls today and watched him get his ass handed to him. We weren't interested in him fluffing Trump's Beautiful Billionaire Bill, and he cut the meeting short because we were shouting him down for not taking questions. It was beautiful.

Nice hiss.

I left the bird site back in November, and my mental health has improved dramatically.

I've never had a problem with my PSA rifles. I've been seriously considering one of their Daggers for a while now.

I wanted to check on his twitter to watch him meltdown, but I deleted the bird app a couple of weeks ago and haven't looked back. My mental health is so much better without it.

Ask a Klingon. Apparently, they have two of everything now.

Just one more reason why I didn't have kids.

My neck has been killing me for three days because I used the wrong pillow just once.

I'm a Pepsiholic. You can keep your coke.

He needs to own his baldness, just like many sexy bald guys like me. Be proud. Show off that dome.

Wouldn't be my first time.

youtu.be/C7XC-zNWHxI?...

Roll that beautiful bean footage!

Did someone say doom?

Chase, like all cops, is a class traitor.