Michael Wirth
@crankyraconteur.bsky.social
Storyteller. Worldbuilder. Toy collector.
Banned from Caldor.
He/Him
https://linktr.ee/crankyraconteur
Banned from Caldor.
He/Him
https://linktr.ee/crankyraconteur
Bi Pride Toucannon
November 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Bi Pride Toucannon
(volume up, clearly)
November 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
(volume up, clearly)
Just that it's legit and pays out. Been using it since late 2023.
October 30, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Just that it's legit and pays out. Been using it since late 2023.
Extremely lol moment
October 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Extremely lol moment
Lol, blocklists work.
October 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Lol, blocklists work.
In that same vein, I came home to this last night
October 16, 2025 at 12:20 AM
In that same vein, I came home to this last night
A riddle for the fucking ages
October 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
A riddle for the fucking ages
Really need to know where I can get one of these for my yard.
October 13, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Really need to know where I can get one of these for my yard.
Just absolute psychopaths out there.
September 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Just absolute psychopaths out there.
Someone responded with this and I loved it.
September 20, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Someone responded with this and I loved it.
It's especially heinous considering this is the *very next* page.
September 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
It's especially heinous considering this is the *very next* page.
To whoever works at @barnesandnoble.com that did this, I hope you never get another full night of sleep as long as you live.
September 20, 2025 at 2:43 PM
To whoever works at @barnesandnoble.com that did this, I hope you never get another full night of sleep as long as you live.
This is the only instance in which Chuck Schumer would be referred to as "hot".
September 17, 2025 at 2:02 PM
This is the only instance in which Chuck Schumer would be referred to as "hot".
Love the other side of these jars too.
September 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Love the other side of these jars too.
Just a little treat for myself.
September 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Just a little treat for myself.
But, I guess that's just his default setting.
September 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
But, I guess that's just his default setting.
First true event of spooky season was a trip to NYC to see the Stranger Things Broadway show.
It was pretty good. Not perfect but the effects were pretty spectacular.
It was pretty good. Not perfect but the effects were pretty spectacular.
September 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
First true event of spooky season was a trip to NYC to see the Stranger Things Broadway show.
It was pretty good. Not perfect but the effects were pretty spectacular.
It was pretty good. Not perfect but the effects were pretty spectacular.
They're rocking pumpkin season too. The pumpkin pie concrete is so good.
August 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
They're rocking pumpkin season too. The pumpkin pie concrete is so good.
New burger place opened up 10 minutes from my house and I think 5 Guys has a run for its money.
August 31, 2025 at 4:50 PM
New burger place opened up 10 minutes from my house and I think 5 Guys has a run for its money.
Got my Hallow-Reads picked out. Gonna start on September 1 and go through Halloween (or until I finish the stack.)
Been putting off most of these just to read them properly during Spooky Szn.
Been putting off most of these just to read them properly during Spooky Szn.
August 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Got my Hallow-Reads picked out. Gonna start on September 1 and go through Halloween (or until I finish the stack.)
Been putting off most of these just to read them properly during Spooky Szn.
Been putting off most of these just to read them properly during Spooky Szn.
Work smarter, not harder. I've been getting really great results with this new AI-based tool.
August 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Work smarter, not harder. I've been getting really great results with this new AI-based tool.