Cranky Old Trader
@crankyoldtrader.bsky.social
Retired macro trader, running up that hill
Mary would be charged with witchcraft for triggering George’s dad’s fatal stroke?
December 2, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Mary would be charged with witchcraft for triggering George’s dad’s fatal stroke?
We Care A Lot - Faith No More
November 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
We Care A Lot - Faith No More
Not all of us are as dumb as you think we are. Step aside gracefully Chuck
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Not all of us are as dumb as you think we are. Step aside gracefully Chuck
Pearl Jam - 25 Minutes To Go
Cover of Johnny Cash
Cover of Johnny Cash
October 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Pearl Jam - 25 Minutes To Go
Cover of Johnny Cash
Cover of Johnny Cash
“What’s the over/under on how many Big Macs the intern can eat in ten minutes?”
October 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM
“What’s the over/under on how many Big Macs the intern can eat in ten minutes?”
“Granny shots” are two words I never want to see together or in my ETF
July 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
“Granny shots” are two words I never want to see together or in my ETF
I’m Secretariat, why would you bet on anyone other than Secretariat?
June 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I’m Secretariat, why would you bet on anyone other than Secretariat?
Shaka when the walls fell
June 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Shaka when the walls fell
In the early 90s Robert Vaughn pulled over in his Rolls Royce and asked me, NYU freshman, for directions to Lafayette Street
June 13, 2025 at 11:41 AM
In the early 90s Robert Vaughn pulled over in his Rolls Royce and asked me, NYU freshman, for directions to Lafayette Street
The only witty thing 🍊🤡 ever did was call him Fredo
May 23, 2025 at 12:18 PM
The only witty thing 🍊🤡 ever did was call him Fredo
Pretty clear he could have tightened earlier/faster but he sure did stick the landing
May 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Pretty clear he could have tightened earlier/faster but he sure did stick the landing
Louche is criminally underused - well done!
April 2, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Louche is criminally underused - well done!
Maybe someone should explain how the treaty of Versailles led to WW2? Not that 🍊🤡 cares or would understand
February 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Maybe someone should explain how the treaty of Versailles led to WW2? Not that 🍊🤡 cares or would understand
YES awesome in everything esp Dead Presidents
January 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
YES awesome in everything esp Dead Presidents
Every movie should have a role for JK Simmons. And Sam Elliott
January 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Every movie should have a role for JK Simmons. And Sam Elliott
It’s cute how AG’s “irrational exuberance” comment actually affected markets 28yrs ago
December 16, 2024 at 8:41 PM
It’s cute how AG’s “irrational exuberance” comment actually affected markets 28yrs ago
I can’t decide if the aggressive wild turkeys are the best or worst feature of Staten Island
December 9, 2024 at 3:56 PM
I can’t decide if the aggressive wild turkeys are the best or worst feature of Staten Island
Looking for prices that go “from the lower left to upper right”? Was always an amusing read if not taken seriously
December 9, 2024 at 11:58 AM
Looking for prices that go “from the lower left to upper right”? Was always an amusing read if not taken seriously
That guy in Grand Cayman woke up from his nap
December 6, 2024 at 9:02 PM
That guy in Grand Cayman woke up from his nap
Correct headline is “How to buy an election”
December 6, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Correct headline is “How to buy an election”