Satanic Lodge
@crankybro.bsky.social
I like punk, emo, shoegaze, sports, dogs, and rippin’ cigarettes.
Some guys are into boobs.
Some guys are into butts.
Some guys are into feet.
Me? I’m into Paz Lenchantin putting her hair up in the music break after the first chorus in the music video A Perfect Circle’s “Judith” guy.
Some guys are into butts.
Some guys are into feet.
Me? I’m into Paz Lenchantin putting her hair up in the music break after the first chorus in the music video A Perfect Circle’s “Judith” guy.
September 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Some guys are into boobs.
Some guys are into butts.
Some guys are into feet.
Me? I’m into Paz Lenchantin putting her hair up in the music break after the first chorus in the music video A Perfect Circle’s “Judith” guy.
Some guys are into butts.
Some guys are into feet.
Me? I’m into Paz Lenchantin putting her hair up in the music break after the first chorus in the music video A Perfect Circle’s “Judith” guy.
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Enough.
JUST IN: Three people are in critical condition after a shooting at Evergreen High School in Evergreen, Colorado, according to St. Anthony’s Hospital. https://cnn.it/46fImzg
At least 2 students shot at a Denver-area high school, authorities say | CNN
At least two students have been shot at Evergreen High School in Evergreen, Colorado, according to the Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office.
www.cnn.com
September 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Enough.
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On the same day that Maga activist Charlie Kirk was shot in Utah, two high school students were shot in Colorado.
There is NO excuse for gun violence in our country. I am praying for gun control NOW: an Assault Weapons Ban and Universal Background Checks immediately! 
There is NO excuse for gun violence in our country. I am praying for gun control NOW: an Assault Weapons Ban and Universal Background Checks immediately! 
September 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
On the same day that Maga activist Charlie Kirk was shot in Utah, two high school students were shot in Colorado.
There is NO excuse for gun violence in our country. I am praying for gun control NOW: an Assault Weapons Ban and Universal Background Checks immediately! 
There is NO excuse for gun violence in our country. I am praying for gun control NOW: an Assault Weapons Ban and Universal Background Checks immediately! 
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This afternoon, in addition to Charlie Kirk, there was a school shooting. Bullets don't know and don't care if you are a Republican or Democrat. It is time for Republicans and Democrats to find a way to work together to reduce gun violence.
www.wcpo.com/us-news/crim...
www.wcpo.com/us-news/crim...
At least 2 students shot at high school in Colorado, authorities say
At least two students have been shot at Evergreen High School in Colorado, according to the Jefferson County Sheriff's Office.
www.wcpo.com
September 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
This afternoon, in addition to Charlie Kirk, there was a school shooting. Bullets don't know and don't care if you are a Republican or Democrat. It is time for Republicans and Democrats to find a way to work together to reduce gun violence.
www.wcpo.com/us-news/crim...
www.wcpo.com/us-news/crim...
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security did not save charlie kirk.
a vest would not have saved charlie kirk.
the only thing that would have saved him is if our administrations actually had reasonable gun control in the aftermath of the last hundred school shootings.
a vest would not have saved charlie kirk.
the only thing that would have saved him is if our administrations actually had reasonable gun control in the aftermath of the last hundred school shootings.
September 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
security did not save charlie kirk.
a vest would not have saved charlie kirk.
the only thing that would have saved him is if our administrations actually had reasonable gun control in the aftermath of the last hundred school shootings.
a vest would not have saved charlie kirk.
the only thing that would have saved him is if our administrations actually had reasonable gun control in the aftermath of the last hundred school shootings.
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"When small men begin to cast big shadows, it means the sun is about to set.”
– Lin Yutang
– Lin Yutang
August 12, 2025 at 12:04 PM
"When small men begin to cast big shadows, it means the sun is about to set.”
– Lin Yutang
– Lin Yutang
Lowering the age of “adult” to 14 because “crime” while also lowering the age of consent/marriage to 14 has less to do with the first thing and more to do with that second thing. Don’t let the Republicans tell you any different.
August 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Lowering the age of “adult” to 14 because “crime” while also lowering the age of consent/marriage to 14 has less to do with the first thing and more to do with that second thing. Don’t let the Republicans tell you any different.
Bill Belichick’s girlfriend is giving major elderly abuse energy.
April 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Bill Belichick’s girlfriend is giving major elderly abuse energy.
I can’t prove it but I think Lana Del Rey might be responsible for red-pilling women and turning them into tradwives. I’ve been seeing a lot more of this shit lately and it’s got Lana Del Rey’s prints all over it.
April 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I can’t prove it but I think Lana Del Rey might be responsible for red-pilling women and turning them into tradwives. I’ve been seeing a lot more of this shit lately and it’s got Lana Del Rey’s prints all over it.
I will never understand how young people identify with Christian Nationalism/Tradwife lifestyles as their generation’s “counterculture cool.” There’s nothing cool about being a goddamn normie. Goth, punk, emo, and metal is cool. Being different is cool. Challenging power structures is cool.
March 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I will never understand how young people identify with Christian Nationalism/Tradwife lifestyles as their generation’s “counterculture cool.” There’s nothing cool about being a goddamn normie. Goth, punk, emo, and metal is cool. Being different is cool. Challenging power structures is cool.
What really fucks me up is that the worse that things get, it seems the more MAGA idiots are refusing to hear even the most obvious truths. It’s like they have one leg in a wood chipper and they’re trying to force their second leg into it while blaming anyone left of themselves for it.
March 11, 2025 at 11:56 PM
What really fucks me up is that the worse that things get, it seems the more MAGA idiots are refusing to hear even the most obvious truths. It’s like they have one leg in a wood chipper and they’re trying to force their second leg into it while blaming anyone left of themselves for it.
Everybody who welcomes back Jesse Lacey/Brand New is a fucking enabler. And makes emo/punk/hardcore unsafe for women. I totally get why Hayley Williams said she was done with the emo community. Shit like this.
March 9, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Everybody who welcomes back Jesse Lacey/Brand New is a fucking enabler. And makes emo/punk/hardcore unsafe for women. I totally get why Hayley Williams said she was done with the emo community. Shit like this.
Next time you want to combat the argument that emo is misogynistic or criticize women who say they don’t feel comfortable being part of the scene, look around and see how people are reacting to Jesse Lacey and Brand New returning. Y’all are welcoming a serial groomer and rapist back with open arms.
March 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Next time you want to combat the argument that emo is misogynistic or criticize women who say they don’t feel comfortable being part of the scene, look around and see how people are reacting to Jesse Lacey and Brand New returning. Y’all are welcoming a serial groomer and rapist back with open arms.
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This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
February 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
Not to be horny on main, but I would cum so hard if WWE superstar Stephanie Vaquer skinned me like hunted game and used my pelt as a her bed comforter. #WWE #WWENXT #StephanieVaquer
February 23, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Not to be horny on main, but I would cum so hard if WWE superstar Stephanie Vaquer skinned me like hunted game and used my pelt as a her bed comforter. #WWE #WWENXT #StephanieVaquer
As a fascist dictatorship installs itself and fascism sweeps over the country I sleep well at night knowing that 92% of the opposition party asks aloud “what can we do?” while vigorously fundraising and begging for donations from working people who are being bled out financially. 🫠
February 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
As a fascist dictatorship installs itself and fascism sweeps over the country I sleep well at night knowing that 92% of the opposition party asks aloud “what can we do?” while vigorously fundraising and begging for donations from working people who are being bled out financially. 🫠
Y’all motherfuckers can’t wrap your minds around trans folks existing but will happily play along with a body of water that identifies as “Gulf of America” now. Make it make sense!
February 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Y’all motherfuckers can’t wrap your minds around trans folks existing but will happily play along with a body of water that identifies as “Gulf of America” now. Make it make sense!
I’m gonna stand all ten toes on business when I say this. Theo Von is a racist piece of shit. I’ve always hated this asshole for his racist jokes and him saying Kendrick’s halftime show sucked is a dog whistle. Of all the right-wing podcast jerks, he’s the one I would love to beat the shit out of.
February 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I’m gonna stand all ten toes on business when I say this. Theo Von is a racist piece of shit. I’ve always hated this asshole for his racist jokes and him saying Kendrick’s halftime show sucked is a dog whistle. Of all the right-wing podcast jerks, he’s the one I would love to beat the shit out of.
If Theo Von has no haters then I’m dead. Fuck that lowlife scumbag motherfucker.
February 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM
If Theo Von has no haters then I’m dead. Fuck that lowlife scumbag motherfucker.
E-A-G-L-E-S
Eagles!
Eagles!
February 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
E-A-G-L-E-S
Eagles!
Eagles!
Tom Brady is the worst thing to happen to sports broadcasting since Joe Buck. #SuperBowl
February 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Tom Brady is the worst thing to happen to sports broadcasting since Joe Buck. #SuperBowl
It genuinely feels like our entire democracy is being defended by only 3 elected officials—AOC, Jasmine Crockett, and Bernie Sanders. The rest of the entire Democratic Party establishment is asleep at the wheel while the car is speeding off a fucking cliff.
January 31, 2025 at 9:38 PM
It genuinely feels like our entire democracy is being defended by only 3 elected officials—AOC, Jasmine Crockett, and Bernie Sanders. The rest of the entire Democratic Party establishment is asleep at the wheel while the car is speeding off a fucking cliff.