@crankpantsnanc.bsky.social
Camouflage jeggings?! What a candyass
February 7, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Camouflage jeggings?! What a candyass
Frikin robots
February 4, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Frikin robots
They could use his powers in Minneapolis
January 28, 2026 at 9:45 PM
They could use his powers in Minneapolis
If she really feels that way, go to Minnesota and stand with the protesters
January 27, 2026 at 2:18 PM
If she really feels that way, go to Minnesota and stand with the protesters
Daaaammmn that looks good
January 24, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Daaaammmn that looks good
But if they aren’t on the border…. Can’t we just eliminate their jobs? Cost savings and all…..
January 23, 2026 at 1:45 AM
But if they aren’t on the border…. Can’t we just eliminate their jobs? Cost savings and all…..
I thought it was from shaking hands?! I’m sure all the European leaders gave him a FIRM handshake
January 22, 2026 at 6:58 PM
I thought it was from shaking hands?! I’m sure all the European leaders gave him a FIRM handshake
Still won’t make your daddy love you
January 17, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Still won’t make your daddy love you
Snowflakes much?!?!
January 16, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Snowflakes much?!?!
What a coinkidink
January 16, 2026 at 2:41 AM
What a coinkidink
Cough (BALLROOM) cough cough
January 13, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Cough (BALLROOM) cough cough
That widows peak is pretty distinctive— internet, do your thing
January 7, 2026 at 8:50 PM
That widows peak is pretty distinctive— internet, do your thing
He’s watching an AI version of
January 7, 2026 at 8:43 PM
He’s watching an AI version of
Amazed he can say that with a straight face
January 3, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Amazed he can say that with a straight face
Less of a clown car clusterfuck please
January 1, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Less of a clown car clusterfuck please
Sounds plausible….🤦♀️
January 1, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Sounds plausible….🤦♀️
Consistency is all we can ask for
December 31, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Consistency is all we can ask for
Damn. 2025 is sucking right to the bitter end.
December 31, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Damn. 2025 is sucking right to the bitter end.
Not going down without a fight! Cancer sucks
December 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Not going down without a fight! Cancer sucks
I’m already a member of his cult….😁
December 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I’m already a member of his cult….😁
To quote Bugs Bunny “what a maroon”.
December 19, 2025 at 3:21 AM
To quote Bugs Bunny “what a maroon”.
Stayed away because I was having a rare, semi-decent evening
December 18, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Stayed away because I was having a rare, semi-decent evening
What a dick move
December 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
What a dick move