Dave
@crankery.bsky.social
Inventor of the cheese sandwich. General genius. Semi retired.
I grew up in a strange world where milk came in bags. My mother reused the milk bags for sandwich bags for school lunches. She also made sandwiches on homemade bread using left over sliced meat from dinner.
It was horribly embarrassing. I’d kill for one of those sandwiches now though.
It was horribly embarrassing. I’d kill for one of those sandwiches now though.
July 19, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I grew up in a strange world where milk came in bags. My mother reused the milk bags for sandwich bags for school lunches. She also made sandwiches on homemade bread using left over sliced meat from dinner.
It was horribly embarrassing. I’d kill for one of those sandwiches now though.
It was horribly embarrassing. I’d kill for one of those sandwiches now though.
If you were really cool and froody you’d landscape your Alto.
February 21, 2025 at 5:18 AM
If you were really cool and froody you’d landscape your Alto.
Show me your .vimrc baby.
Oops. Ok. I’m off to HR.
Oops. Ok. I’m off to HR.
February 21, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Show me your .vimrc baby.
Oops. Ok. I’m off to HR.
Oops. Ok. I’m off to HR.
Wow. What a wonderful thing to say in a RIP thread.
Jerk.
Jerk.
January 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Wow. What a wonderful thing to say in a RIP thread.
Jerk.
Jerk.
Ya know. If you want to sue Ken Paxton for overreaching it’d be more valid than his suit here.
December 14, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Ya know. If you want to sue Ken Paxton for overreaching it’d be more valid than his suit here.
I bet he smells like vanilla and fine tobacco.
December 7, 2024 at 2:19 AM
I bet he smells like vanilla and fine tobacco.
Instead of being judgemental of someone’s struggles, why not buy them a drink?
December 7, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Instead of being judgemental of someone’s struggles, why not buy them a drink?
Don’t need to drink in the Trump White House. Dr Feelgood Will keep you tweaked.
December 5, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Don’t need to drink in the Trump White House. Dr Feelgood Will keep you tweaked.
Seems like storming the capitol is allowed.
December 5, 2024 at 3:20 AM
Seems like storming the capitol is allowed.
What does the FSB look out for?
December 5, 2024 at 3:19 AM
What does the FSB look out for?
It takes 3 months to get the sticky keys on a MacBook to stop being like that after dumping beer onto the keyboard. #nerdfacts
December 5, 2024 at 3:18 AM
It takes 3 months to get the sticky keys on a MacBook to stop being like that after dumping beer onto the keyboard. #nerdfacts
M simply going to express my jeers to this and like it.
December 5, 2024 at 2:29 AM
M simply going to express my jeers to this and like it.
Yeah but what about the other side of the coin? I’d have watched the heck out of Amelie 2: electric boogaloo.
December 5, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Yeah but what about the other side of the coin? I’d have watched the heck out of Amelie 2: electric boogaloo.
Also, green bell peppers are underripe bell peppers and are therefore trash.
December 5, 2024 at 1:59 AM
Also, green bell peppers are underripe bell peppers and are therefore trash.
Bro. Your cat has a penis drawn on his face. That’s kinda funny.
December 5, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Bro. Your cat has a penis drawn on his face. That’s kinda funny.
Nah. Come up with your own ideas. It’s 2024 not 1997. Nobody’s gonna give you gold for free.
December 5, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Nah. Come up with your own ideas. It’s 2024 not 1997. Nobody’s gonna give you gold for free.
I was going to make an immature comment but I see that’s already been done. Well done fellow juveniles.
December 5, 2024 at 1:01 AM
I was going to make an immature comment but I see that’s already been done. Well done fellow juveniles.
The problem though is that they’re always walking the ball in.
December 5, 2024 at 12:58 AM
The problem though is that they’re always walking the ball in.
Ah you’re just not realizing who you’re tapping your toes to while out at a restaurant or something.
December 5, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Ah you’re just not realizing who you’re tapping your toes to while out at a restaurant or something.
Cats are always most serene looking when they’ve just taken a massive bong rip. Or in this case is expecting to be fed.
December 5, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Cats are always most serene looking when they’ve just taken a massive bong rip. Or in this case is expecting to be fed.