shake hands with beef
June 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
shake hands with beef
We're living in the advent of a pope who knew bad, bad Leroy Brown. The baddest man in the whole damn town.
May 10, 2025 at 5:58 AM
We're living in the advent of a pope who knew bad, bad Leroy Brown. The baddest man in the whole damn town.
Not a real Chicago Pope unless it has celery salt on it
May 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Not a real Chicago Pope unless it has celery salt on it
Dr Pepper in the morning, girlfriends take warning; Dr Pepper at night, girlfriend's delight
May 8, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Dr Pepper in the morning, girlfriends take warning; Dr Pepper at night, girlfriend's delight
Count Olaf is a huge inspiration to me because he's insanely ugly and unkind while still being a himbo
April 27, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Count Olaf is a huge inspiration to me because he's insanely ugly and unkind while still being a himbo
I think I would give an amazing Hot Ones interview
April 27, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I think I would give an amazing Hot Ones interview
me and Carly Rae Jepsen getting married the same year is somehow both exactly and not at all what I was expecting
April 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
me and Carly Rae Jepsen getting married the same year is somehow both exactly and not at all what I was expecting
Baby? What.............was that
April 26, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Baby? What.............was that
if destruction be our lot we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of free men we will live forever or die by suicide!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
if destruction be our lot we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of free men we will live forever or die by suicide!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ah hell they're giving me radium jaw at work tomorrow
April 21, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Ah hell they're giving me radium jaw at work tomorrow
You don't recognize that? It's called getting everything I ever wanted because I'm a princess. You should try it. Ugly.
April 21, 2025 at 1:14 AM
You don't recognize that? It's called getting everything I ever wanted because I'm a princess. You should try it. Ugly.
Gay son or thot daughter but it's Kyle Gordon or Dan Hentschel
April 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Gay son or thot daughter but it's Kyle Gordon or Dan Hentschel
Have you ever seen Alan Jackson and Alan Turing in the same room
April 20, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Have you ever seen Alan Jackson and Alan Turing in the same room
These hands have drank so much wine
April 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
These hands have drank so much wine
who got the hookup on them "When the Last Tree Is Cut Down, the Last Fish Eaten, and the Last Stream Poisoned, You Will Realize That You Cannot Eat Money" T-shirts we all bought in sixth grade
April 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
who got the hookup on them "When the Last Tree Is Cut Down, the Last Fish Eaten, and the Last Stream Poisoned, You Will Realize That You Cannot Eat Money" T-shirts we all bought in sixth grade
Katy Perry not dying in space is a psyop meant to distract us from the fact that Lauren Sanchez didn't die in space
April 15, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Katy Perry not dying in space is a psyop meant to distract us from the fact that Lauren Sanchez didn't die in space
Save me big butt lesbian Russian manager, save ME
April 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Save me big butt lesbian Russian manager, save ME
Sleigh Bells uses blast beats for good and every single other band uses them for evil.
April 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Sleigh Bells uses blast beats for good and every single other band uses them for evil.
Forsaken egg & cheese
March 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Forsaken egg & cheese
A bush? You mean hair of the PAWG?
March 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
A bush? You mean hair of the PAWG?
I'm smarter than a lot of people I think
March 8, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I'm smarter than a lot of people I think
I love that footage of bjork attacking the paparazzo like the film grain is exactly the same as the clip from the Poughkeepsie Tapes it's scaaaaaary
March 8, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I love that footage of bjork attacking the paparazzo like the film grain is exactly the same as the clip from the Poughkeepsie Tapes it's scaaaaaary
Hmmm........no drafts feature :/
February 22, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Hmmm........no drafts feature :/
I was on an episode of Legends of the Hidden Temple but they didn't air it because I kept trying to put my arm in Olmec's mouth
February 22, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I was on an episode of Legends of the Hidden Temple but they didn't air it because I kept trying to put my arm in Olmec's mouth