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Crankcaller (Martin)
@crankcaller.bsky.social
Public Library Worker.
Food, Coffee, Music: House, Funk, Soul, Disco. Stuff, Tech, Games. Ranting on the commute. Glasgow(ish)
Tramps food.
No disrespect intended to gentlemen of the road.
November 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
FTFY.

"Slightly ruined by the fact that John Lewis doesn't sell records..."

Or you could have stuck with "doesn't sell vinyl"

Either way, Siri, insert old man shouting at clouds meme.
November 4, 2025 at 10:07 AM
A soup plate is like a half plate/half bowl combo. Shallower than a bowl. But I've just realised I've not called it a 'plate of soup' in many years, so I'll hand in my Scottish card at the door. Also see 'going for the messages'
November 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
"Any Paris Angels mate?"

Lots of happy folk on Instagram/FB today. Probably not so happy waking up first thing though.
September 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I was explaining to my daughter earlier about Spotify going lossless audio and what this meant. Also bored her shitless.
September 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
All the best Dean. Happy Birthday.
September 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
*Pickle spillage in aisle 3*
September 12, 2025 at 6:56 AM
First album I bought, though not the first I owned.
September 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Waiting on Ye to interrupt and tell us how much nicer Beyonce's engagement ring was.
August 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Got 30 mins left of JPR to watch tonight. Wasn't going to bother with WOTW, but might now need to. But first 28yrs later.
August 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Very late to this. Nobody mentioned The Average White Band. Shocking.
August 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Cheers for that Gaps in the Dial podcast link. Will definitely give that a listen.
August 3, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I believe the precursor is shite now. Made differently. Not safrole that they used when Arr-Wer-Lad. So I read.
August 2, 2025 at 6:47 PM
If you like jangly indie pop go see The Cords tomorrow. Two sisters from the West of Scotland. I'm now so old I know the parents of the band instead of the band 🙄
August 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM