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I dk how many years I've got left so I'm gonna get real weird with it
After years of sobriety, Santa snapped when 3 ungrateful kids from Bloomington IN asked him for more gifts. Seeing red, he got most of the 5th down before vomiting on the cookies they had left waiting by the chimney. "Are you happy now? Look what you made me do!" Christmas would never be the same.
December 26, 2024 at 2:10 AM
After years of sobriety, Santa snapped when 3 ungrateful kids from Bloomington IN asked him for more gifts. Seeing red, he got most of the 5th down before vomiting on the cookies they had left waiting by the chimney. "Are you happy now? Look what you made me do!" Christmas would never be the same.
You guys catch the brick eating competition on ESPN?
August 27, 2023 at 2:35 PM
You guys catch the brick eating competition on ESPN?
The crows have accepted my offering of old corn chips. I'm one step closer to crow-based surveillance of my house
August 12, 2023 at 11:20 AM
The crows have accepted my offering of old corn chips. I'm one step closer to crow-based surveillance of my house
You're welcome and I'm sorry
August 10, 2023 at 9:31 PM
You're welcome and I'm sorry