How does Eaton not score there?

I wouldn't have guessed that! Maybe my cranky dad energy has me overemphasizing the times this does happen. Or perhaps it's more about how much they K w/RISP and 0 outs. Kwan certainly strikes out less than Marsh & Kepler though which can't be a bad thing.

Far fewer strikeouts from Kwan, though. Not sure if the metrics back it up but by the eye test, there are so many times where the Phils just need to put a ball into play to score a run and they strikeout instead.

What I enjoy the most is that having all the money in the world can’t buy him what he wants most desperately of all: to be cool.