Craig Thomas
@craigthomas.bsky.social
Former Twitter user, current human.
In 1966 historian Mary Lou Norwood discovered amongst some artifact's, a cat trapped in a mirror world.
...on closer inspection it was discovered to be just sitting on an ornate chair
...on closer inspection it was discovered to be just sitting on an ornate chair
February 17, 2024 at 1:14 AM
In 1966 historian Mary Lou Norwood discovered amongst some artifact's, a cat trapped in a mirror world.
...on closer inspection it was discovered to be just sitting on an ornate chair
...on closer inspection it was discovered to be just sitting on an ornate chair
They're always rightwing blueticked Rogan 'alpha males' who jack their little pickles over anything with AI in the title
February 17, 2024 at 1:09 AM
They're always rightwing blueticked Rogan 'alpha males' who jack their little pickles over anything with AI in the title
Or just download an app that will tap for you
February 17, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Or just download an app that will tap for you
I know. And I'm all for butts remaining round, but that Wendy need's to get her shit together and stop mixing her shapes
February 17, 2024 at 1:02 AM
I know. And I'm all for butts remaining round, but that Wendy need's to get her shit together and stop mixing her shapes
If FM was invented today, the first thing everyone would do is Google what FM means.
As things stand it's from the olden days so we're all happy to accept that "it probably means Fidelity Media or something" and leave it at that.
As things stand it's from the olden days so we're all happy to accept that "it probably means Fidelity Media or something" and leave it at that.
February 17, 2024 at 12:58 AM
If FM was invented today, the first thing everyone would do is Google what FM means.
As things stand it's from the olden days so we're all happy to accept that "it probably means Fidelity Media or something" and leave it at that.
As things stand it's from the olden days so we're all happy to accept that "it probably means Fidelity Media or something" and leave it at that.
You cannot turn milk into cheese
February 17, 2024 at 12:55 AM
You cannot turn milk into cheese
You would say that 😏
February 17, 2024 at 12:53 AM
You would say that 😏
I just feel like of they went to the effort of squaring the meat, they should have squared the rest though 😂
February 17, 2024 at 12:48 AM
I just feel like of they went to the effort of squaring the meat, they should have squared the rest though 😂
Imagine having this much financial freedom as a kid.
When I was a kid you had to ask for bus fair from your parents.
These mofo's out here getting to decided what to buy and where to buy it from.
When I was a kid you had to ask for bus fair from your parents.
These mofo's out here getting to decided what to buy and where to buy it from.
February 17, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Imagine having this much financial freedom as a kid.
When I was a kid you had to ask for bus fair from your parents.
These mofo's out here getting to decided what to buy and where to buy it from.
When I was a kid you had to ask for bus fair from your parents.
These mofo's out here getting to decided what to buy and where to buy it from.
When you're just looking to rub cheeks but she insists on putting a label on it 😶🌫️
February 17, 2024 at 12:35 AM
When you're just looking to rub cheeks but she insists on putting a label on it 😶🌫️
We only just got Wendy's in my city (I know right, one day we'll get television).
The meat is square, I'm fine with that, but the buns are still round 😐
The meat is square, I'm fine with that, but the buns are still round 😐
February 17, 2024 at 12:34 AM
We only just got Wendy's in my city (I know right, one day we'll get television).
The meat is square, I'm fine with that, but the buns are still round 😐
The meat is square, I'm fine with that, but the buns are still round 😐
I've lived for many years and seen many an internet safety act pass.
Seen many a public outrage at how it will "change the internet as we know it", "something something censorship".
I'm yet to see a single thing like this have any notable impact on the internet.
Seen many a public outrage at how it will "change the internet as we know it", "something something censorship".
I'm yet to see a single thing like this have any notable impact on the internet.
February 17, 2024 at 12:30 AM
I've lived for many years and seen many an internet safety act pass.
Seen many a public outrage at how it will "change the internet as we know it", "something something censorship".
I'm yet to see a single thing like this have any notable impact on the internet.
Seen many a public outrage at how it will "change the internet as we know it", "something something censorship".
I'm yet to see a single thing like this have any notable impact on the internet.
AI generate your hands so you can up that character limit
February 17, 2024 at 12:26 AM
AI generate your hands so you can up that character limit
That just sounds like Christianity all over tbf. Nothing surprising.
February 11, 2024 at 7:32 PM
That just sounds like Christianity all over tbf. Nothing surprising.
True. The weekend was invented workers unions for the hourly paid workers.
February 11, 2024 at 5:53 PM
True. The weekend was invented workers unions for the hourly paid workers.
St. Pancras station did it better with teor Xmas tree 👇
December 23, 2023 at 5:27 PM
St. Pancras station did it better with teor Xmas tree 👇
All of them... It's all of them!
He could save a lot of time by grouping them that way
He could save a lot of time by grouping them that way
December 23, 2023 at 5:21 PM
All of them... It's all of them!
He could save a lot of time by grouping them that way
He could save a lot of time by grouping them that way
Low prices actually encourage theft
December 23, 2023 at 5:13 PM
Low prices actually encourage theft
This should be the Christmas rule. Everybody turns up christmassed to the 9's, pose for all the various Christmas day snaps, then everyone goes out and changes into PJ's and lounge wear 🥳
December 23, 2023 at 4:04 PM
This should be the Christmas rule. Everybody turns up christmassed to the 9's, pose for all the various Christmas day snaps, then everyone goes out and changes into PJ's and lounge wear 🥳
Is that linked to pinatas in some way?
December 23, 2023 at 2:53 PM
Is that linked to pinatas in some way?
Basically, the fines they pay when you catch them, coupled with the reduction in faredodgers makes it net positive.
Economics in a nutshell:
"You have to spend money to make money"
Economics in a nutshell:
"You have to spend money to make money"
December 23, 2023 at 2:47 PM
Basically, the fines they pay when you catch them, coupled with the reduction in faredodgers makes it net positive.
Economics in a nutshell:
"You have to spend money to make money"
Economics in a nutshell:
"You have to spend money to make money"