Craig Thomas
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Craig Thomas
@craigthomas.bsky.social
Former Twitter user, current human.
In 1966 historian Mary Lou Norwood discovered amongst some artifact's, a cat trapped in a mirror world.

...on closer inspection it was discovered to be just sitting on an ornate chair
February 17, 2024 at 1:14 AM
They're always rightwing blueticked Rogan 'alpha males' who jack their little pickles over anything with AI in the title
February 17, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Or just download an app that will tap for you
February 17, 2024 at 1:06 AM
I know. And I'm all for butts remaining round, but that Wendy need's to get her shit together and stop mixing her shapes
February 17, 2024 at 1:02 AM
If FM was invented today, the first thing everyone would do is Google what FM means.

As things stand it's from the olden days so we're all happy to accept that "it probably means Fidelity Media or something" and leave it at that.
February 17, 2024 at 12:58 AM
You cannot turn milk into cheese
February 17, 2024 at 12:55 AM
You would say that 😏
February 17, 2024 at 12:53 AM
I just feel like of they went to the effort of squaring the meat, they should have squared the rest though 😂
February 17, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Imagine having this much financial freedom as a kid.

When I was a kid you had to ask for bus fair from your parents.

These mofo's out here getting to decided what to buy and where to buy it from.
February 17, 2024 at 12:46 AM
*allegedly
February 17, 2024 at 12:42 AM
*allegedly
February 17, 2024 at 12:42 AM
When you're just looking to rub cheeks but she insists on putting a label on it 😶‍🌫️
February 17, 2024 at 12:35 AM
We only just got Wendy's in my city (I know right, one day we'll get television).

The meat is square, I'm fine with that, but the buns are still round 😐
February 17, 2024 at 12:34 AM
I've lived for many years and seen many an internet safety act pass.

Seen many a public outrage at how it will "change the internet as we know it", "something something censorship".

I'm yet to see a single thing like this have any notable impact on the internet.
February 17, 2024 at 12:30 AM
That's all snow
February 17, 2024 at 12:27 AM
AI generate your hands so you can up that character limit
February 17, 2024 at 12:26 AM
That just sounds like Christianity all over tbf. Nothing surprising.
February 11, 2024 at 7:32 PM
True. The weekend was invented workers unions for the hourly paid workers.
February 11, 2024 at 5:53 PM
St. Pancras station did it better with teor Xmas tree 👇
December 23, 2023 at 5:27 PM
All of them... It's all of them!
He could save a lot of time by grouping them that way
December 23, 2023 at 5:21 PM
Low prices actually encourage theft
December 23, 2023 at 5:13 PM
This should be the Christmas rule. Everybody turns up christmassed to the 9's, pose for all the various Christmas day snaps, then everyone goes out and changes into PJ's and lounge wear 🥳
December 23, 2023 at 4:04 PM
Is that linked to pinatas in some way?
December 23, 2023 at 2:53 PM
Basically, the fines they pay when you catch them, coupled with the reduction in faredodgers makes it net positive.

Economics in a nutshell:
"You have to spend money to make money"
December 23, 2023 at 2:47 PM