What could go wrong? Maybe he'll strike out 100% of the time in the second half after messing around with his swing in a meaningless competition.

Miga in Spanish means crumb. Interesting accidental stupidity.

That’s great. Where was Chico when we really needed him in game seven?

I remember that team and the cover of the scorebook. Sixto Lezcano, Joggin’ George Hendrick, and Steve Kemp. What a disaster. Poor Chuck Tanner had nothing to work with, and bringing Willie back was just window dressing.

I guess sitting Cutch, who probably is hitting better than anyone, will score us more runs. Bunch of geniuses running this team.

Yup. That donut contained most of my childhood, teenage years, and early twenties—Game 3 of the 1979 WS, Genesis, and the Who.

Horrific

Maybe they can lose to the Brewers and the Astros simultaneously.

That’s as many hits than the current team had over the past two games. Let that sink in.

Zero. They would have to win seven straight just to reach .500. Another lost season.

It’s getting harder to watch.

Hey Skip, should I take a lump sum or take an annuity through 2035?

Just in time for St. Patrick’s Day. Keep tariffs of my Guinness!

I'm stumped by the quotations around his name. Does he think he's not real?