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Craig
@craigplazure.bsky.social
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It’s a 2000 Land Cruiser with about 250,000 miles
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Beef from Argentina you say?
A Trader Joe’s sign promising most beef will now come exclusively from Argentina
November 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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The Bowery King
November 5, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Logging on
A poorly executed 3D model from a workplace training program showing a person in a bizarrely ornate kitchen table situation with bizarre proportions that look uncomfortable and not very ergonomic
November 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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I’m afraid the problem goes a little deeper there
October 16, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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“Cheers” to Ume
Red dog with white snout chest and socks, black nose front and center, mouth open because he sneezed because he rolled around on a dandelion, and some of the dandelion seeds are floating in front of the dog’s big brown eye. His ears are flopping and his leg and paw generally look crazy.
October 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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every time I accidentally open that app I see the world’s biggest moron being yelled at. It’s incredible.
Dumb woman on Threads talking about how her parents got deported but it’s okay
September 16, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Tactical Costco deployment
A guy wearing a t shirt that says on the back, NOBOBY NEEDS AN AR-15? NOBODY NEEDS A WHINY LITLE BITCH, YET HERE YOU ARE.
August 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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there’s a dashi vending machine in Kyoto, the American equivalent would be … ranch?
A vending machine with cool Japanese calligraphy and a chill flying fish drawing. It sells dashi and only dashi.
August 18, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Sovereign citizen guys like this must be so incredibly annoying to deal with on a daily basis
August 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Blessed by the happy closet bracket
August 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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if you ask Google “is Waingro in Heat 2” it hallucinates a Young Waingro thanks to @bilgeebiri.bsky.social
Google’s hallucinating dumb fake AI summary: In "Heat 2" (novel): The novel delves into Waingro's past, showing his criminal activities before and after the events of the movie, according to a character wiki. It also features him in events that take place after the movie's climax, specifically in the aftermath of the bank heist. A link to a Bilge Ebiri tweet from 2024 suggesting Bradley Cooper be cast as a fictional young Waingro in Heat 2
July 13, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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found this lady last night
A screenshot from an Instagram reel where an insane sovereign citizen woman rants about how birth certificates are evil Insane sovereign citizen instagram bio
June 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Best one of these I’ve seen yet
A bumper sticker in the back of a Tesla reads, It’s paid off I’m stuck with it.
June 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Nathan Fielder laughing
June 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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they could talk about any of these great sounding issues in their platform adopted at the 2024 DNC
The DNC’s platform table of contents
May 21, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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omg jet packs is perfect, this one is my version
Fluffy red dog standing on a boulder with a mountain valley below him and more mountains and the sky behind him
April 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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A fake sovereign citizen license plate that says USDOT 4304558 Private Motor Carrier without a state name but weirdly a Colorado logo at the top
April 7, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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Every individual sovereign citizen has their own unique blend of crazy
An older VW Jetta with a fake sovereign citizen license plate that says “PR1V4T3” and claims to be “DOT EXEMPT FOR NON-COMMERCIAL USE ONLY” which isn’t legal or true
March 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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we went hiking last week
A red dog with a white chest, face, and lil socks stands on a snowy rock. 14,000 foot high snowy mountains are visible far behind him.
March 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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But he struggled to keep it relatable. By a few minutes in, he brought up the embattled USAID in what he clearly thought was a slam dunk: "When USAID sent hundreds of millions of dollars to central Africa, didn't you ask, 'why didn't you send it to 7D? (the Seventh District)," he asked. There was an immediate and resounding "no" from the crowd. "You didn't?," Martin scoffed. "Well you should. I did." A few minutes later, Cora Masters Barry, Marion Barry's widow, took issue, giving Martin the most severe dressing down of the day. "You need to learn your politics," she said. "You need to learn geography, and world affairs. There's a whole different pot of money that goes to Africa that stops diseases.... You don't know what you talking about, so be careful about what you say when you go places, because you show that you're not well read.”
March 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Domino meme. Big domino is Jan Schakowsky loses primary. Small domino is David Brock writes The Real Anita Hill.
March 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Best part about Saturday morning pancakes: after twins and wife ate theirs, I get to make myself a Gigapancake with remaining batter
A giant pancake in a pan
March 22, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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March 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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The Drake no / yes meme. The top No panel reads “War with Canada” and the bottom Yes panel reads “Water wars”
March 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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A red and white dog standing on a snowy rock with snowy Colorado 13,000 foot mountains behind him
March 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM