Craig Smith
@craigmsmith.bsky.social
a grumpy melange of personality defects who gets paid to make people's writing better; or, failing that, to not make it appreciably worse.
Dear [Still Getting a Big Ol' F]
November 17, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Dear [Still Getting a Big Ol' F]
Halligan channeling her inner George Costanza
November 17, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Halligan channeling her inner George Costanza
I mean this is the alternative we face if Wright doesn't do something soon!
October 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I mean this is the alternative we face if Wright doesn't do something soon!
Finding the right antisemitic explanation for events is tough!
October 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Finding the right antisemitic explanation for events is tough!
Inside of Cuomo's head rn:
October 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Inside of Cuomo's head rn:
Wait: it's more expensive to mine, it's got a track record of getting workers killed, and it's a far worse pollutant?
September 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Wait: it's more expensive to mine, it's got a track record of getting workers killed, and it's a far worse pollutant?
Buzz Aldrin? Buzz Lightyear? I feel like Buzz is in there somewhere....
June 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Buzz Aldrin? Buzz Lightyear? I feel like Buzz is in there somewhere....
In their defense, their second-in-command has got a case of the sads.
June 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
In their defense, their second-in-command has got a case of the sads.
Nine years ago today, Olive, an almost catatonically fearful mini Australian shepherd at the local SPCA, joined our home. Over the years, her true malicious, standoffish, demanding monarchical personality emerged. And I've felt all the luckier for it.
No one warms my cold heart quite like her.
No one warms my cold heart quite like her.
March 7, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Nine years ago today, Olive, an almost catatonically fearful mini Australian shepherd at the local SPCA, joined our home. Over the years, her true malicious, standoffish, demanding monarchical personality emerged. And I've felt all the luckier for it.
No one warms my cold heart quite like her.
No one warms my cold heart quite like her.
I never forgave Andreessen for the Pym/Van Dyne troubles
February 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I never forgave Andreessen for the Pym/Van Dyne troubles
The Alaska congressman's approach to representation
February 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
The Alaska congressman's approach to representation
Movies you've watched more than six times, gifs only
February 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Movies you've watched more than six times, gifs only
It must be utterly exhausting being around this level of stupid
December 14, 2024 at 7:58 PM
It must be utterly exhausting being around this level of stupid
Sacrificed on the altar of non-canonical expediency?
December 12, 2024 at 4:37 AM
Sacrificed on the altar of non-canonical expediency?
Local ox: "Try me, Ken"
November 25, 2024 at 11:09 PM
Local ox: "Try me, Ken"
Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy
November 21, 2024 at 12:24 AM
Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy
From our antipodean friends, a new possibility enters the arena:
November 17, 2024 at 6:45 AM
From our antipodean friends, a new possibility enters the arena:
Where does a retired judge with a fondness for malls sign up for this department?
November 15, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Where does a retired judge with a fondness for malls sign up for this department?
Wait, all those interviews with Ohio diners were really this guy? Wild!
October 17, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Wait, all those interviews with Ohio diners were really this guy? Wild!
Dropping this week for comp/rhet class, my new passive voice meme.
(i admit, the words "my" and "new" and "meme" might be doing an awful lots of heavy lifting here)
(i admit, the words "my" and "new" and "meme" might be doing an awful lots of heavy lifting here)
October 15, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Dropping this week for comp/rhet class, my new passive voice meme.
(i admit, the words "my" and "new" and "meme" might be doing an awful lots of heavy lifting here)
(i admit, the words "my" and "new" and "meme" might be doing an awful lots of heavy lifting here)
