Craig Farrell
@craigfarrell.bsky.social
This made me very, very happy.
October 11, 2025 at 8:44 AM
This made me very, very happy.
I have an unquenchable yearning,
An obsession that’s slightly discerning.
Cos I’ll do it my way,
And turn on a driveway
With a sign that says ‘Strictly No Turning’.
An obsession that’s slightly discerning.
Cos I’ll do it my way,
And turn on a driveway
With a sign that says ‘Strictly No Turning’.
June 17, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I have an unquenchable yearning,
An obsession that’s slightly discerning.
Cos I’ll do it my way,
And turn on a driveway
With a sign that says ‘Strictly No Turning’.
An obsession that’s slightly discerning.
Cos I’ll do it my way,
And turn on a driveway
With a sign that says ‘Strictly No Turning’.
I asked my Queen for a date.
Someone to play chess with is great!
I am no Grandmaster,
The result? A disaster.
But I knew that I’d found my check-mate.
Someone to play chess with is great!
I am no Grandmaster,
The result? A disaster.
But I knew that I’d found my check-mate.
April 5, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I asked my Queen for a date.
Someone to play chess with is great!
I am no Grandmaster,
The result? A disaster.
But I knew that I’d found my check-mate.
Someone to play chess with is great!
I am no Grandmaster,
The result? A disaster.
But I knew that I’d found my check-mate.
I work with an office bore.
Daily, we’re at war.
He’s an utter plonker
But what gets up my honker
Is his lemony fresh scent of Lenor.
Daily, we’re at war.
He’s an utter plonker
But what gets up my honker
Is his lemony fresh scent of Lenor.
March 9, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I work with an office bore.
Daily, we’re at war.
He’s an utter plonker
But what gets up my honker
Is his lemony fresh scent of Lenor.
Daily, we’re at war.
He’s an utter plonker
But what gets up my honker
Is his lemony fresh scent of Lenor.
I knew our marriage was dead.
I was no longer the man that she’d wed.
But top of her list
Was the way that I pissed,
But it’s a skill to do it stood on your head.
I was no longer the man that she’d wed.
But top of her list
Was the way that I pissed,
But it’s a skill to do it stood on your head.
February 16, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I knew our marriage was dead.
I was no longer the man that she’d wed.
But top of her list
Was the way that I pissed,
But it’s a skill to do it stood on your head.
I was no longer the man that she’d wed.
But top of her list
Was the way that I pissed,
But it’s a skill to do it stood on your head.
My wife likes to kick up a fuss.
And to be honest, it’s quite tedious.
The lettuce to wash,
So water I splosh.
And yet we’ve all still outlasted Liz Truss.
And to be honest, it’s quite tedious.
The lettuce to wash,
So water I splosh.
And yet we’ve all still outlasted Liz Truss.
February 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
My wife likes to kick up a fuss.
And to be honest, it’s quite tedious.
The lettuce to wash,
So water I splosh.
And yet we’ve all still outlasted Liz Truss.
And to be honest, it’s quite tedious.
The lettuce to wash,
So water I splosh.
And yet we’ve all still outlasted Liz Truss.
Be it helicopter or drone,
When cycling out on my own,
I think of Phil Liggett;
Increase my watts per minute,
And ride to victory and the Maillot Jaune.
When cycling out on my own,
I think of Phil Liggett;
Increase my watts per minute,
And ride to victory and the Maillot Jaune.
February 11, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Be it helicopter or drone,
When cycling out on my own,
I think of Phil Liggett;
Increase my watts per minute,
And ride to victory and the Maillot Jaune.
When cycling out on my own,
I think of Phil Liggett;
Increase my watts per minute,
And ride to victory and the Maillot Jaune.
My waistline is forever expanding,
Because I don’t want any misunderstanding.
With airplane food,
Leftovers are rude.
Please raise your tray in preparation for landing.
Because I don’t want any misunderstanding.
With airplane food,
Leftovers are rude.
Please raise your tray in preparation for landing.
February 8, 2025 at 11:30 AM
My waistline is forever expanding,
Because I don’t want any misunderstanding.
With airplane food,
Leftovers are rude.
Please raise your tray in preparation for landing.
Because I don’t want any misunderstanding.
With airplane food,
Leftovers are rude.
Please raise your tray in preparation for landing.
I love the Tit and the Thrush.
To see them is a wonderful rush.
With hair from my chest,
To feather their nest,
One in hand is worth two in my bush.
To see them is a wonderful rush.
With hair from my chest,
To feather their nest,
One in hand is worth two in my bush.
January 31, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I love the Tit and the Thrush.
To see them is a wonderful rush.
With hair from my chest,
To feather their nest,
One in hand is worth two in my bush.
To see them is a wonderful rush.
With hair from my chest,
To feather their nest,
One in hand is worth two in my bush.
When I’m getting my weekly injection
For my body mass index correction,
It gives me great joy
To cosplay Sick Boy
Doing drugs in a state of dejection.
For my body mass index correction,
It gives me great joy
To cosplay Sick Boy
Doing drugs in a state of dejection.
January 29, 2025 at 12:37 PM
When I’m getting my weekly injection
For my body mass index correction,
It gives me great joy
To cosplay Sick Boy
Doing drugs in a state of dejection.
For my body mass index correction,
It gives me great joy
To cosplay Sick Boy
Doing drugs in a state of dejection.
Some people think they have clout.
“You’re very photogenic!” They shout.
Compliment or insult?
Whatever. The result?
I’m beautiful, both inside and out.
“You’re very photogenic!” They shout.
Compliment or insult?
Whatever. The result?
I’m beautiful, both inside and out.
January 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Some people think they have clout.
“You’re very photogenic!” They shout.
Compliment or insult?
Whatever. The result?
I’m beautiful, both inside and out.
“You’re very photogenic!” They shout.
Compliment or insult?
Whatever. The result?
I’m beautiful, both inside and out.
My wife offered me a tea.
She’s thoughtful like that, you see.
But often, my shower
Loses its power,
So there I stood, in a puddle of pee.
She’s thoughtful like that, you see.
But often, my shower
Loses its power,
So there I stood, in a puddle of pee.
January 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
My wife offered me a tea.
She’s thoughtful like that, you see.
But often, my shower
Loses its power,
So there I stood, in a puddle of pee.
She’s thoughtful like that, you see.
But often, my shower
Loses its power,
So there I stood, in a puddle of pee.
An old lady didn’t hold the door,
Livid it left me, and more!
Rudeness is the worst,
In on her, I burst,
Now I’ll never forget what I saw!
Livid it left me, and more!
Rudeness is the worst,
In on her, I burst,
Now I’ll never forget what I saw!
January 25, 2025 at 12:33 PM
An old lady didn’t hold the door,
Livid it left me, and more!
Rudeness is the worst,
In on her, I burst,
Now I’ll never forget what I saw!
Livid it left me, and more!
Rudeness is the worst,
In on her, I burst,
Now I’ll never forget what I saw!
Oh, it really makes my heart ache,
When I make a recruitment mistake.
It had never occurred,
That on Microsoft Word,
They hadn’t heard of using a page break.
When I make a recruitment mistake.
It had never occurred,
That on Microsoft Word,
They hadn’t heard of using a page break.
January 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Oh, it really makes my heart ache,
When I make a recruitment mistake.
It had never occurred,
That on Microsoft Word,
They hadn’t heard of using a page break.
When I make a recruitment mistake.
It had never occurred,
That on Microsoft Word,
They hadn’t heard of using a page break.
That was Savage.
January 20, 2025 at 12:52 PM
That was Savage.