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He ought to be removed of his badge.
November 15, 2025 at 8:53 PM
He ought to be removed of his badge.
Texas cop being a racist piece of shit Texas cop.
November 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Texas cop being a racist piece of shit Texas cop.
Megyn is all like, “When I was 15, I absolutely knew what I was doing and look where it got me; don’t infantilize me.”
November 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Megyn is all like, “When I was 15, I absolutely knew what I was doing and look where it got me; don’t infantilize me.”
Every dog gets one free attempted murder. A judge told me this in court.
November 14, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Every dog gets one free attempted murder. A judge told me this in court.
I know a guy, and I hope his dog shoots him. It would be the justice that I did not receive in a court of law.
November 14, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I know a guy, and I hope his dog shoots him. It would be the justice that I did not receive in a court of law.
65% is not a “vast majority.” It’s not even two-thirds. Also define “own outright.” I have owned as many as three fully paid-off properties and it seems like you don’t know what words mean.
November 14, 2025 at 4:47 AM
65% is not a “vast majority.” It’s not even two-thirds. Also define “own outright.” I have owned as many as three fully paid-off properties and it seems like you don’t know what words mean.
So, the “vast majority”?
November 14, 2025 at 4:38 AM
So, the “vast majority”?
They’re going to design a campaign ribbon for that. Kids are going to be pinning that on their uniforms. They will wear that dishonor forever. It will appear on their DD-214 and in their shadow boxes.
November 14, 2025 at 3:55 AM
They’re going to design a campaign ribbon for that. Kids are going to be pinning that on their uniforms. They will wear that dishonor forever. It will appear on their DD-214 and in their shadow boxes.
Megyn probably started fucking her way to the top when she was 15, and now she is now rationalizing her own “consent.”
November 14, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Megyn probably started fucking her way to the top when she was 15, and now she is now rationalizing her own “consent.”
So is the Energy Secretary. ☢️
Caltech >> MIT
Caltech >> MIT
November 13, 2025 at 7:22 AM
So is the Energy Secretary. ☢️
Caltech >> MIT
Caltech >> MIT
Karoline Leavitt, 27, transformed herself into a 60yo woman with bad fashion sense and tasteless plastic surgery for a creepy guy like that. But at least she made those bad decisions as an adult. Probably.
November 13, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Karoline Leavitt, 27, transformed herself into a 60yo woman with bad fashion sense and tasteless plastic surgery for a creepy guy like that. But at least she made those bad decisions as an adult. Probably.
Back in the day, you had to do it nekkid.
November 13, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Back in the day, you had to do it nekkid.
I am old enough to remember when this was considered impossible because it would require an act of Congress and the Illinois (Lincoln) delegation was too powerful to allow it.
November 13, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I am old enough to remember when this was considered impossible because it would require an act of Congress and the Illinois (Lincoln) delegation was too powerful to allow it.
They say daylight saving time changes threaten our health. We should fly him to a different time zone every single day.
November 13, 2025 at 5:45 AM
They say daylight saving time changes threaten our health. We should fly him to a different time zone every single day.
If government shutdowns actually shut down the government, ATC would shutter, airlines would be grounded, and people would understand the actual function of their government and the stakes of shutting it down. But we play these games of harm reduction and insulate people from natural consequences.
November 13, 2025 at 5:36 AM
If government shutdowns actually shut down the government, ATC would shutter, airlines would be grounded, and people would understand the actual function of their government and the stakes of shutting it down. But we play these games of harm reduction and insulate people from natural consequences.
Atonement.
a black and white photo of a man kneeling on a mattress
Alt: a black and white photo of a samurai kneeling on a mat before a ceremonial sword
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Atonement.
Trump has been exceptionally lucky in that he is stupid and functionally illiterate. Unfortunately, he has had coconspirators who are not so much technically illiterate. Oops.
November 13, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Trump has been exceptionally lucky in that he is stupid and functionally illiterate. Unfortunately, he has had coconspirators who are not so much technically illiterate. Oops.
Don’t you dare bring your California money here and inflate our property values.
—Pretty much everyone everywhere
—Pretty much everyone everywhere
November 13, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Don’t you dare bring your California money here and inflate our property values.
—Pretty much everyone everywhere
—Pretty much everyone everywhere
I’ve had lumbar issues since I was 17. Forty years on, two naproxen and half a bottle of wine is still the best relief.
November 13, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I’ve had lumbar issues since I was 17. Forty years on, two naproxen and half a bottle of wine is still the best relief.
I wouldn’t wish ill on the Florida State tight end with a similar name. So this Landon guy (not Landen), let’s presume he’s not in Tallahassee.
November 13, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I wouldn’t wish ill on the Florida State tight end with a similar name. So this Landon guy (not Landen), let’s presume he’s not in Tallahassee.
Megyn basically pimped out junior fembots at Fox to Roger Ailes. She’s a disgrace to professional women, and I hope someday they come for her.
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Megyn basically pimped out junior fembots at Fox to Roger Ailes. She’s a disgrace to professional women, and I hope someday they come for her.
So not “kicked out” of Mar-a-Lago. Just waived the fees to eliminate a paper trail.
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
So not “kicked out” of Mar-a-Lago. Just waived the fees to eliminate a paper trail.
They say there is no such thing as a stupid question. But that’s just meant to avoid hurting the feelings of stupid people.
November 12, 2025 at 6:36 AM
They say there is no such thing as a stupid question. But that’s just meant to avoid hurting the feelings of stupid people.
TIL Jeanne Shaheen couldn’t even spell Stephanie.
November 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
TIL Jeanne Shaheen couldn’t even spell Stephanie.