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Captain Waffles
@craigblack.bsky.social
Just ask if you’re curious about something, but please be respectful 🖤
Voice talent (adult audios)
Empathy - Kindness - Respect

Perpetually heartbroken 💔

Your friendly neighborhood vampire

🍺🍃💨🇨🇦
Enjoy my awkward poorly made song… 💔
May 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Well I’m disappointed… I was so proud of my new song, and the one person I hoped would like it most said it doesn’t flow quite right 💔
May 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Me: I want to stay single and focus on my mental health.
Also me: I’d love to make her toes curl tonight.
January 22, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I need some saving this time, I can’t do it on my own anymore.
I’m not looking for a lover, I just want someone to be close with again…
This time if they could not betray me or abandon me that would be great
January 22, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Am I the bad guy for just being so beat down and tired that I can’t even reach out anymore?
Will I be hated or forgotten?
January 22, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I’m tired of losing people… I just recoil from people now because I’ve been hurt too many times
January 22, 2025 at 5:43 AM
“I’ve worn the tattered rags of forgotten love. I’ve watched the wretched poison of regret wash away a man’s dreams.
And yet I still believe like a fool.

Happy is the fool…. Happy is I”
January 17, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Also anyone wanna become besties?
Been kinda lonely since I got betrayed by my two closest friends
January 17, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I want to get back into making art.
I miss those days
January 17, 2025 at 4:50 AM
How is it possible that I’ve lost two of the people I loved most in the world…
And I’m still breathing?…
At least for now
January 7, 2025 at 11:54 AM
And people ask me why I stay single by choice.
It’s cause this shit isn’t worth the pain, I’ve tried so many times but no one actually wants to fucking commit.
Love is dead
January 3, 2025 at 11:08 AM
“Swear I’m not toying with your feelings, I love you”
… oh yeah?
Where are you then?
Because this pack of cigarettes and bottle of vodka are still here
January 3, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Reposted by Captain Waffles
I miss vent :((
nothing is the same !!!
January 3, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I don’t fall often, but when I do…
It almost kills me every time
January 3, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I didn’t ask for this.
Oh how the undeserving prosper…
January 2, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Bring Me Down
“See the hype, so they climb my golden vine”

open.spotify.com/wrapped/shar...
January 1, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I need to drink someone… I wonder who?
November 8, 2024 at 11:55 PM
🅲🆁🅰🆅🅴, 🅳🆁🅸🅽🅺, 🅳🅴🆅🅾🆄🆁
November 6, 2024 at 3:23 AM
So, this is the new world to be conquered?
November 5, 2024 at 12:55 PM