Craigalank
@craigalank.bsky.social
Retired. Fighting the good fight unless I have to disturb the cat in my lap. Tengo setenta años. Aprendido Español. Estos quíen habla Español por favor habla conmigo. Necesito mucha practica. Correciones bienvenido. Casado con mucho feliz.
If you douse an ICE agent with water will it melt?
October 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
If you douse an ICE agent with water will it melt?
Senator: Is the President a pedophile?
Bondi: We have video of you picking your nose.
Bondi: We have video of you picking your nose.
October 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Senator: Is the President a pedophile?
Bondi: We have video of you picking your nose.
Bondi: We have video of you picking your nose.
What kind of music does Good Bunny play?
October 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
What kind of music does Good Bunny play?
Oolie and Coyote relaxifying after a hard day of being petted.
September 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Oolie and Coyote relaxifying after a hard day of being petted.
Mr. Oo takes in the scene.
April 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Mr. Oo takes in the scene.
Just curious: Have you ever had a "I thought turkeys could fly" moment?
February 2, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Just curious: Have you ever had a "I thought turkeys could fly" moment?
One bright spot - his incredible stupidity will make him unaware of his constant rake-stepping and leave him unaware that he is in the hole he is digging.
February 2, 2025 at 2:05 PM
One bright spot - his incredible stupidity will make him unaware of his constant rake-stepping and leave him unaware that he is in the hole he is digging.
"You are going to die with a full inbox". Josh Johnson, the greatest comedian of this time.
January 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM
"You are going to die with a full inbox". Josh Johnson, the greatest comedian of this time.
JD Vance is the tofu of politicians.
January 6, 2025 at 3:45 PM
JD Vance is the tofu of politicians.
Just blocked 4 accounts that were fronts for OnlyFans . Is there a way to automate that? By me or better yet by Bluesky?
January 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Just blocked 4 accounts that were fronts for OnlyFans . Is there a way to automate that? By me or better yet by Bluesky?
Doing laundry on vacation. Used a wash app called Wash-Connect. Where is my Delete-Elon-FromEarth app?
December 25, 2024 at 9:15 PM
Doing laundry on vacation. Used a wash app called Wash-Connect. Where is my Delete-Elon-FromEarth app?
These are some weird looking cats on our porch
December 15, 2024 at 11:18 PM
These are some weird looking cats on our porch
Oolie, Coyote, and Craig. I am Craig.
December 15, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Oolie, Coyote, and Craig. I am Craig.
What % of Bluesky is outside the US?
December 15, 2024 at 8:39 PM
What % of Bluesky is outside the US?
Pretty sure the drones are from Droneistan and/or Droneivania and/or Dronenam and/or Droneola. Regardless now is the time to invest in Reynolds Wrap - both the stock and the product.
December 15, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Pretty sure the drones are from Droneistan and/or Droneivania and/or Dronenam and/or Droneola. Regardless now is the time to invest in Reynolds Wrap - both the stock and the product.
My honey, Kitty Lady.
December 14, 2024 at 8:31 PM
My honey, Kitty Lady.
I guess I will be directing my broker to put some money in Iron Lung manufacturer stock.
December 14, 2024 at 1:05 AM
I guess I will be directing my broker to put some money in Iron Lung manufacturer stock.
Why isnt the next POTUS , aka POS, in a memory care center where he belongs?
December 13, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Why isnt the next POTUS , aka POS, in a memory care center where he belongs?
December 3, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Special salon treatment by Mr. BOOTS.
December 1, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Special salon treatment by Mr. BOOTS.
In the D.R. imparting the wisdom of the aged to the players of tomorrow.
November 26, 2024 at 11:12 PM
In the D.R. imparting the wisdom of the aged to the players of tomorrow.