Would firing him be a reason not to release the Epstein files until they get a replacement?
If so I would almost expect it.
If so I would almost expect it.
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Would firing him be a reason not to release the Epstein files until they get a replacement?
If so I would almost expect it.
If so I would almost expect it.
To the tune of 'It wasn't me' - Shaggy
Picture this, there were boxes all over
Documents on the bathroom floor
---It wasn't me---
How could I forget
I was friends with a man named Epstein
Picture this, there were boxes all over
Documents on the bathroom floor
---It wasn't me---
How could I forget
I was friends with a man named Epstein
November 20, 2025 at 2:11 PM
To the tune of 'It wasn't me' - Shaggy
Picture this, there were boxes all over
Documents on the bathroom floor
---It wasn't me---
How could I forget
I was friends with a man named Epstein
Picture this, there were boxes all over
Documents on the bathroom floor
---It wasn't me---
How could I forget
I was friends with a man named Epstein
The timing of this new information is an amazing coincidence and definitely not an obvious lie.
November 20, 2025 at 1:50 PM
The timing of this new information is an amazing coincidence and definitely not an obvious lie.
The same people who were so mortified because an immigrant allegedly ate a goose from a park are the same people shrugging their shoulders and saying "stuff happens" about the torture, murder, and dismemberment of a human.
November 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The same people who were so mortified because an immigrant allegedly ate a goose from a park are the same people shrugging their shoulders and saying "stuff happens" about the torture, murder, and dismemberment of a human.
Someone has to make the call of who is innocent... Lol gosh I wonder who they will leave out.
We will release the Epstein files after we have scrubbed the names of innocent people such as the totally innocent Donald Trump who is totally innocent.
Release it all or it's still just a cover-up.
We will release the Epstein files after we have scrubbed the names of innocent people such as the totally innocent Donald Trump who is totally innocent.
Release it all or it's still just a cover-up.
November 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Someone has to make the call of who is innocent... Lol gosh I wonder who they will leave out.
We will release the Epstein files after we have scrubbed the names of innocent people such as the totally innocent Donald Trump who is totally innocent.
Release it all or it's still just a cover-up.
We will release the Epstein files after we have scrubbed the names of innocent people such as the totally innocent Donald Trump who is totally innocent.
Release it all or it's still just a cover-up.
I've thought this too many times. I'm probably part of the problem of it never happening because I just assume Lucy is going to yoink the football away anyway, so I stopped trying to kick it years ago.
November 16, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I've thought this too many times. I'm probably part of the problem of it never happening because I just assume Lucy is going to yoink the football away anyway, so I stopped trying to kick it years ago.
Hmmmm so it's gonna be the old.... I wish I could release my tax returns but... dangit! they won't let me! Trick again.
November 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Hmmmm so it's gonna be the old.... I wish I could release my tax returns but... dangit! they won't let me! Trick again.
2025: Turkey hotdogs and ramen noodle dressing (ramen cooked in hotdog water with sage.)
2024: Roast turkey, mashed potatoes, (SOUTHERN) dressing, gravy, cranberry sauce, sweet potatoes, green bean casserole, dinner rolls, pumpkin pie, and pecan pie.
I saved $5!! Thanks Trump!!
2024: Roast turkey, mashed potatoes, (SOUTHERN) dressing, gravy, cranberry sauce, sweet potatoes, green bean casserole, dinner rolls, pumpkin pie, and pecan pie.
I saved $5!! Thanks Trump!!
November 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
2025: Turkey hotdogs and ramen noodle dressing (ramen cooked in hotdog water with sage.)
2024: Roast turkey, mashed potatoes, (SOUTHERN) dressing, gravy, cranberry sauce, sweet potatoes, green bean casserole, dinner rolls, pumpkin pie, and pecan pie.
I saved $5!! Thanks Trump!!
2024: Roast turkey, mashed potatoes, (SOUTHERN) dressing, gravy, cranberry sauce, sweet potatoes, green bean casserole, dinner rolls, pumpkin pie, and pecan pie.
I saved $5!! Thanks Trump!!
Looks like Westminster dog show gone bad.
The titan of the canine world, lumbering down the runway like a sentient tangerine . Notice the drool trajectory: a perfect parabola, landing precisely on the judge’s loafer. He’s sniffing the floor with the intensity of a truffle pig on Adderall.
The titan of the canine world, lumbering down the runway like a sentient tangerine . Notice the drool trajectory: a perfect parabola, landing precisely on the judge’s loafer. He’s sniffing the floor with the intensity of a truffle pig on Adderall.
October 28, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Looks like Westminster dog show gone bad.
The titan of the canine world, lumbering down the runway like a sentient tangerine . Notice the drool trajectory: a perfect parabola, landing precisely on the judge’s loafer. He’s sniffing the floor with the intensity of a truffle pig on Adderall.
The titan of the canine world, lumbering down the runway like a sentient tangerine . Notice the drool trajectory: a perfect parabola, landing precisely on the judge’s loafer. He’s sniffing the floor with the intensity of a truffle pig on Adderall.
How long until this becomes "Sure they were fisherman but 'They were fishing for Orange Roughy a protected species that is also my spirit animal'"
October 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
How long until this becomes "Sure they were fisherman but 'They were fishing for Orange Roughy a protected species that is also my spirit animal'"
I feel like he is reading a teleprompter or piece of paper that has the correct % on it and he automatically lies and exaggerates them but he doesn't understand math well enough to tell a plausible lie in this case.
October 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I feel like he is reading a teleprompter or piece of paper that has the correct % on it and he automatically lies and exaggerates them but he doesn't understand math well enough to tell a plausible lie in this case.
Isn't this already part of the Fallout video game series lore?
October 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Isn't this already part of the Fallout video game series lore?
There has to be a funny joke that would involve:
Don Quixote=Donald Trump
Antifa=Giants (because they don't exist)
Windmills because both Dons are obsessed with them
Someone in a sombrero to represent Sancho Panza not sure if an ally or someone Trump memed with a sombrero would be funnier.
Don Quixote=Donald Trump
Antifa=Giants (because they don't exist)
Windmills because both Dons are obsessed with them
Someone in a sombrero to represent Sancho Panza not sure if an ally or someone Trump memed with a sombrero would be funnier.
October 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
There has to be a funny joke that would involve:
Don Quixote=Donald Trump
Antifa=Giants (because they don't exist)
Windmills because both Dons are obsessed with them
Someone in a sombrero to represent Sancho Panza not sure if an ally or someone Trump memed with a sombrero would be funnier.
Don Quixote=Donald Trump
Antifa=Giants (because they don't exist)
Windmills because both Dons are obsessed with them
Someone in a sombrero to represent Sancho Panza not sure if an ally or someone Trump memed with a sombrero would be funnier.
She sounded like a social media maga reply guy. She could have answered all the hard questions with "you have TDS! Orange man bad!" and sounded just as obtuse and idiotic as she did.
October 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
She sounded like a social media maga reply guy. She could have answered all the hard questions with "you have TDS! Orange man bad!" and sounded just as obtuse and idiotic as she did.
He is harvesting soybeans that no one bought this year.
October 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM
He is harvesting soybeans that no one bought this year.
I'm pretty sure that is Stephen Miller with a Pomeranian tail taped to the top of his head.
October 3, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I'm pretty sure that is Stephen Miller with a Pomeranian tail taped to the top of his head.
I'm going to give some of the new $10,000 cover charge to get in the door policy money to the blackjack and craps table managers until the cover charges kick in. They will be struggling until the gamblers come back - The owner of Trump Taj Mahal circa 1991
September 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I'm going to give some of the new $10,000 cover charge to get in the door policy money to the blackjack and craps table managers until the cover charges kick in. They will be struggling until the gamblers come back - The owner of Trump Taj Mahal circa 1991
A porky pig redo of this would be funny if people still remember porky pig.
September 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
A porky pig redo of this would be funny if people still remember porky pig.
A guy asked me a question. I told him it's a great question. He said: If I keep enough Tylenol on my electric boat to autism the sharks in the water in case I crash into a cancer windmill in the ocean.... should I be worried about a drone strike due to transporting so much Tylenol on my boat?
September 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
A guy asked me a question. I told him it's a great question. He said: If I keep enough Tylenol on my electric boat to autism the sharks in the water in case I crash into a cancer windmill in the ocean.... should I be worried about a drone strike due to transporting so much Tylenol on my boat?
I have to lie about how many fish and what kind they are in my aquarium to buy a new guppy.
August 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I have to lie about how many fish and what kind they are in my aquarium to buy a new guppy.
The words 'Nobel' and 'Prize' are in small print around 'peace'.
August 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The words 'Nobel' and 'Prize' are in small print around 'peace'.