Craig J. Smith
@craig-carpenter.bsky.social
Hi, I’m Craig, I’m in my early fifties and I’m looking for a companion!
I want to be a fucking cucumber so bad…
a cartoon drawing of a pickle with arms and legs .
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a pickle with arms and legs .
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December 20, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I want to be a fucking cucumber so bad…
Reposted by Craig J. Smith
FALSE ALARM FOR LAST POST! IT'S A HEAT RASH FROM FRICTION ALONG RUBBER OBJECT IN MY PUBIC REGION! YOU MAY CONTINUE TO SAFELY CONSUME STYROFOAM!
a man wearing a tie and a watch is laughing with his mouth open
ALT: a man wearing a tie and a watch is laughing with his mouth open
media.tenor.com
December 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
FALSE ALARM FOR LAST POST! IT'S A HEAT RASH FROM FRICTION ALONG RUBBER OBJECT IN MY PUBIC REGION! YOU MAY CONTINUE TO SAFELY CONSUME STYROFOAM!
DO NOT EAT STYROFOAM, I REPEAT, DO NOT EAT STYROFOAM. BREAKING OUT IN BRUTAL HIVES ALONG MY PUBIC REGION RIGHT NOW!!!!
December 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
DO NOT EAT STYROFOAM, I REPEAT, DO NOT EAT STYROFOAM. BREAKING OUT IN BRUTAL HIVES ALONG MY PUBIC REGION RIGHT NOW!!!!
mouse question of the day! Which mouse is fit, small and can climb in your asshole? HINT:
July 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
mouse question of the day! Which mouse is fit, small and can climb in your asshole? HINT:
Found this hidden gem in the G.I.F's panel on my posts! Thought I'd let everyone enjoy a piece of this DAWG (Pun intended)
a happy hot dog day greeting card with a cartoon hot dog
ALT: a happy hot dog day greeting card with a cartoon hot dog
media.tenor.com
July 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Found this hidden gem in the G.I.F's panel on my posts! Thought I'd let everyone enjoy a piece of this DAWG (Pun intended)
Taking a sheet right now. Not available for 30 mins.
Hugo Gaston Stomp GIF
ALT: Hugo Gaston Stomp GIF
media.tenor.com
June 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Taking a sheet right now. Not available for 30 mins.
Why everyone saying gay flag is bad, this is why I deleted tweeter (intentionally used a deadname). XD these brainrotters on their phones all day canceling anyone for being gay.
June 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Why everyone saying gay flag is bad, this is why I deleted tweeter (intentionally used a deadname). XD these brainrotters on their phones all day canceling anyone for being gay.
Feeling like this today
June 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Feeling like this today
Everyone have a listen to this guy, he’s epic and undeground
June 2, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Everyone have a listen to this guy, he’s epic and undeground
It’s been a while, look at this guy though
June 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
It’s been a while, look at this guy though
This is the life
March 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
This is the life
I don’t know about you, but I’d love a go at this gorgeous beast. I didn’t upload the wrong image if your wondering 🤭
March 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I don’t know about you, but I’d love a go at this gorgeous beast. I didn’t upload the wrong image if your wondering 🤭
😍
March 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
😍
Interesting…
Seasons Since Last World Championship:
1 LAD
2 TEX
3 HOU
4 ATL
6 WSH
7 BOS
9 CHC
10 KC
11 SF
14 STL
16 NYY
17 PHI
20 CWS
22 MIA
23 LAA
24 ARI
32 TOR
34 MIN
35 CIN
36 OAK
39 NYM
41 DET
42 BAL
46 PIT
77 CLE
😐 MIL SD SEA COL TB
1 LAD
2 TEX
3 HOU
4 ATL
6 WSH
7 BOS
9 CHC
10 KC
11 SF
14 STL
16 NYY
17 PHI
20 CWS
22 MIA
23 LAA
24 ARI
32 TOR
34 MIN
35 CIN
36 OAK
39 NYM
41 DET
42 BAL
46 PIT
77 CLE
😐 MIL SD SEA COL TB
March 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Interesting…
😂🤭
March 19, 2025 at 8:05 PM
😂🤭
Reposted by Craig J. Smith
March 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Wholeheartedly agree.
Like I get the argument that Punk always had value and he may have eventually gone back to WWE regardless. BUT pretending it didn't become more advantageous to bring him back after his time with AEW is just dishonest.
March 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Wholeheartedly agree.
No thanks. 🤮🤢
Four days until my birthday!! Oh and try not to cum in your pants, ok? ☀️🐱🌼
#femdom #findom #mexico #bikinilife
#femdom #findom #mexico #bikinilife
March 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
No thanks. 🤮🤢
Yep. That’s classic Rex right there. 🤭
March 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Yep. That’s classic Rex right there. 🤭