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the hawaii test creator
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November 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
actually many feelings can and are wrong sir
No one’s feelings are wrong. That’s not my point. We’re in a real battle, against a corrupt and malevolent foe, with huge stakes. We must win.
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this man literally did the “I, state your name,…” joke here without realizing it
Trump getting booed at the Commanders game
November 9, 2025 at 11:13 PM
watchin tv
November 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Buddy this game got even crazier with an Oregon State pick right now
Winless Sam Houston picks off Oregon State with less than 2 minutes to go and a 4 point lead
November 9, 2025 at 6:29 AM
@jdjerbear.bsky.social brother is that you behind Cal lol
November 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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THE SPIKE IS FUMBLED 🤯

Montana stays undefeated
November 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Julian Sayin just threw his 4th pick of the season and I’m ill

*sees indiana*

Actually I’m good
November 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
hoonsier warning
November 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
November 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
@drewhamm5.bsky.social walked by a tv with espn on at work and im so sorry
November 7, 2025 at 12:10 AM
stay perfectly still, only I may “lib out”
November 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
it kinda rules that bluesky’s mobile app is busted that if I click into a video it locks my screen and I can’t get out of it without shutting the app down
November 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Doing a sandwich lineup

“Wrong sir, that is a Jimmy John’s turkey tom, not a subway footlong”
Defense is now questioning Lairmore on cross-examination. They show a video still of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground, post-throw.

"Do you recognize that sandwich?" the attorney asks.

Lairmore won't confirm.

"I did not go back to collect it," he says.
November 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Telling my grandkids about hell that is war; mustard and onions in the air
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 4:58 PM
im unstoppable
November 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM
@wardamnmegs.bsky.social you’re free megs
November 2, 2025 at 7:50 PM
nobody learning about apples today
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM